tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post3836356502484301020..comments2024-03-26T21:46:56.291-07:00Comments on The ZehnKatzen Times: [pdx, bloggage] KATU Blogger Meetup, The Incriminating EvidenceSamuel John Kleinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00514541030057763303noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-52482794851945496672023-12-22T17:00:41.974-08:002023-12-22T17:00:41.974-08:00<- who's that severe nutjob?
O, whoops. C&#...<- who's that severe nutjob?<br />O, whoops. C'est moi, aussi:<br />● en.gravatar.com/MatteBlk ●<br />Cya soon, bro...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-7595583120479931802017-06-20T09:43:43.961-07:002017-06-20T09:43:43.961-07:00Yay!
yoo RITE!!
Dunno if you saw this before...
ye...Yay!<br />yoo RITE!!<br />Dunno if you saw this before...<br />yet, here it is once moe, curly:<br /><br />Greetings, earthling! Need summore new-fangled-thots N ideers? Look no firdr, brudda. Can't stay long. Done gotta git, Paw... yet, if Im a sower, we plant the Seed; if Im an artist, we RITE the Word:<br /><br />Would U please help a plethora of King Size, wildchild, rawkuss poetry/wordz which are lookin 4 a home in thy novelty?? Thx. Whew. They're pretty insane. They're bereft of reason. Oi! Blimey! They're bloody PINK spiders!<br /><br />Gotta gobba lotta shrewd, surreal, supersonic, sardonic satires, sassy N savvy elixers N electronic elegance (and palpable nuance) on our YOUTHwitheTRUTH blogs. Wannum? Have'm. N'joym. Gettm outta my hair!!!<br /><br />How mucha wanna betcha our sugar-high-mojo, pleasure-beyond-measure, fuse-blowin-exploits R a copious madhouse of one lavish bookay D.O.A.? Our proFUSE NRGod who leads U.S. to explosive fairy-tales in the 'one-stop-shop' symphony Upstairs? God's the BigDude, the Owner of ElysianFields, the Grand Prize, the Austere Overdrive, NoPurchaseNecessary: our bombastic tenaCITY on a Hill which'll plant the Seeds 4u2 grow-up to new N greater heights!! Mama mia! Thatsa good pasta!!<br /><br />CAUTION: our 22ish, avant-guard, accurately-atrocious, offa-the-reservation-like-Jimmy-Hoffa, metal breadcrumms R sooo out-of-order, toots, they're an intimate wealth of bottomless sophistication. And dats da lethal fak, Jak. Go ahead. Sue me. Yawn. But, yet, here's the perennial KOO D'TAH: who else has actually SEEN the Great Beyond in spirit & lived to tella youse bout the bionic, bloated, brevity-like-earth we're living on?? Yes, earthling, Im an NDE, almost salivating4salvation. So gain altitude, never attitude: death has no intrinsick favorites.<br /><br />If Mr. abSUREditty's an ultra-great-reward, and not everyone enters, Q: why is it an excruciating deluge of epic-.357-caliber where the quality's a limitless bulldozer plowin, pushin-your-power-cord with eternal goodies? A: the Prize-A+-TheEnd just gives U.S. moe-curley-graphix 2 VitSee: an explosion-of-extravagance which few R asking 4 anymore! Grrr. They're too concerned withe grotesque sanity of ambivilant piss-ants which swiftly crawl like lemmings to their scorecard destruction. C'est la guerre.<br /><br />THANK GAWWWD!!! the Don has the ebullient BAWLS!!! to do the Manifest Destiny!!! To lead U.S. forward to the White House Upstairs with his SQUARES!!!<br /><br />So, break-free, earthling; be like a contraversial outgrowth of incredibly-intoxicating-effusiveness in your zeitgeist to give the ultimate, stunning, backknuckle potency: Wiseabove. Wanna join this useFULL idiot Upstairs 4 the most zany, kooky, X-acto-knife antidotes? Extremely exquisite, explicit endorphins in abundance? Puh-lenty of pulverizingly-tantalizing psychopathic psychosomatics with eXtras? i2i-kick-velocity's-ass-ultra-maximum-rocket-fuel-party-hardy at my pad ya ever encountered without d'New Joisey accent 4 an eternal slew of precarious, magnanimous & primeval absurdities indelibly etched in the granite corridors of eternity with a total-barrage-of-melt-in-thy-mouth 'depth-of-undenial'???<br /><br />Make Your Choice -SAW<br />...cuzz nobody gitts outta here alive, earthling.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09161116712679365281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-16120747768393173132017-06-20T09:43:09.327-07:002017-06-20T09:43:09.327-07:00Unicorns' are simply a fairy tale
if they exis...Unicorns' are simply a fairy tale<br />if they exist at all, pal.<br />And living in Portland,<br />you prooo'bly wont find many realists<br />if they exist at all.<br />Grow-up.<br />Literally.<br />Lemme tella youse how, kapiche??<br /><br />Lissen to wisdom, earthling:<br />1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, thus,<br />everyone of U.S. has an indelible soul.<br />While the body rots in the grave,<br />the soul rises to meet their Maker.<br /><br />Thus, Death, Judgement,<br />Heaven or Hell<br />await U.S. all.<br />And dats da fak, Jak.<br />What we all should be thinking about<br />everyday in this finite existence<br />or at leeest in the back of our minds...<br />yet, how many actually do?<br />How many expect Jesus to have mercy on them when they worship the whorizontal<br />and croak expecting Seventh-Heaven??<br />Precisely why Im here:<br />many of U.S. have completely forgotten<br />our morality and mortality.<br /><br />Lissen to wisdom, earthling:<br />this finite existence is only a test,<br />which Almighty God has produced to see<br />if we mortals have the kohoneys<br />to reach Seventh-Heaven.<br /><br />Make Your Choice -SAW<br />Im an NDE.<br />I know what's up.<br />Literally.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09161116712679365281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-13788575789234614962007-09-06T19:08:00.000-07:002007-09-06T19:08:00.000-07:00I'll bet that's part of it.I think someone just de...I'll bet that's part of it.<BR/><BR/>I think someone just decided somewhere that KATU might gain something by rubbing shoulders with bloggers, and figured out it would be good publicity. <BR/><BR/>I don't see anything wrong with that myself. <BR/><BR/>I did find out that the personnel at KATU were really friendly and willing to talk about their jobs and what they did.<BR/><BR/>Now, me, I was in it for me...they don't give tours of stations any more, and I always wanted to see the inside of a studio. And eat tiny little Reuben sandwiches, 'cause, mmmm, Reuben sandwiches.Samuel John Kleinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00514541030057763303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-75403159208335278412007-09-06T11:25:00.000-07:002007-09-06T11:25:00.000-07:00What exactly was the point of this gathering? Expo...What exactly was the point of this gathering? Exposure via the blog world for KATU?<BR/><BR/>Dave Allen <A HREF="http://www.pampelmoose.com" REL="nofollow">Pampelmoose</A>Dave Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17952521906450593742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-60404413792513441902007-09-01T09:16:00.000-07:002007-09-01T09:16:00.000-07:00Karel:Not to be missed.Just for fun, I tuned in AM...Karel:<BR/><BR/>Not to be missed.<BR/><BR/>Just for fun, I tuned in AM Northwest the next day...Helen Raptis (I keep wanting to call her "Helen Raptor"...that's what I get for being an eternal smartass, no reflection on Helen) was flying (d'oh!) solo, and they had plentiful back angles on the audience.<BR/><BR/>There was some fella in lederhose there. <BR/><BR/>And behind the audience was that curtain, and just a mere few feet behind that, the news anchor desk.<BR/><BR/>You'd think that getting a good look around a studio like that would take the mystery and interest out, but no...it just makes things <I>more</I> interesting, there's the irony.<BR/><BR/>Clearly I missed a possible calling. If I had it all to do over again, I'd of tried harder to get into television. <BR/><BR/>Another apropos thing was when I was prowling the AM Northwest set, I made the acquaintance of a Fisher corporate managment-type fella. Very nice guy. Related to me that he worked in L.A., at the CBS affiliate there (which I think, also ironically, is also Channel 2) and he said he got a good close look at some of the sets for the game shows and stuff, all that stuff that's been on the air decades. I remember him saying that it was surprising how tattered it looks up close because it's been in use for so long. <BR/><BR/>Lo-def hides so many flaws. They're going to have to get their "A" game on in that department when hi-def finally gets going.<BR/><BR/>Karel...aren't you Greyduck Karel?Samuel John Kleinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00514541030057763303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-83147068461009214652007-09-01T08:29:00.000-07:002007-09-01T08:29:00.000-07:00Interesting! I'd like to see the inside of a TV st...Interesting! I'd like to see the inside of a TV studio some day; I know all too much about the insides of radio studios, but they're a lot less interesting anyway. But maybe that's a familiarity/contempt thing...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08551316789846488974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-84379759469513023012007-08-31T17:35:00.000-07:002007-08-31T17:35:00.000-07:00Hey, Judy:I'm sorry it didn't happen for you. You ...Hey, Judy:<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry it didn't happen for you. You missed a great time. <BR/><BR/>There was this one knitter chick that was there...her name completely escapes me but she was quite affable..in the group shot, she's the girl right behind the anchor desk, just to the left of center, in the brown-green top.<BR/><BR/>Gave me memories to last a long time it did.Samuel John Kleinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00514541030057763303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-29458585134117927522007-08-31T14:12:00.000-07:002007-08-31T14:12:00.000-07:00I'm really bummed I missed it, but I had a prior e...I'm really bummed I missed it, but I had a prior engagement. Hopefully the PDX Knit Bloggers (there are over 80 of us) were well represented.<BR/><BR/>Looks like it was a fun night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-80649631435654949462007-08-31T09:08:00.000-07:002007-08-31T09:08:00.000-07:00Much obliged and thanks for the props, SF. I don't...Much obliged and thanks for the props, SF. I don't think I met you, but I just want to say...I love puns, and your blog's title is right up there.<BR/><BR/>How could you have escaped my notice till now? I am remiss...Samuel John Kleinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00514541030057763303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-56495407181604356902007-08-31T07:54:00.000-07:002007-08-31T07:54:00.000-07:00Great recap! I've added your entry to the roundup ...Great recap! I've added your entry to the roundup of blogger coverage of the KATU event (near the top because it's one of the most thorough I've seen to date).<BR/><BR/>As always, thanks very much for the link love.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-22580131450621400112007-08-30T17:55:00.000-07:002007-08-30T17:55:00.000-07:00Yes, but I'm not sure which. He billed himself sim...Yes, but I'm not sure which. He billed himself simply as "erisian" on his name badge and when the group photo was piccied he drew a funny face on a bit of looseleaf and covered his face with it (check the group shot, behind the anchor desk, on the right hand side).<BR/><BR/>Hey, if they ever do that again and I get an e-vite, I'll make sure you get one too, if I can.Samuel John Kleinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00514541030057763303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7189482.post-49524753992893954612007-08-30T17:49:00.000-07:002007-08-30T17:49:00.000-07:00Third photo from the bottom, the one with the gree...Third photo from the bottom, the one with the green wall -- that dude on the left of the photo, I'm pretty sure I know him. Was he a blogger?Iron Fisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07068833695836805013noreply@blogger.com