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10 July 2009

I'll Believe This When They Send Me A Free One To Review

2141.(via Jeff Fisher via Twitter) Here's the i.Saw – the world's first USB-powered chainsaw:



The above is a screenclip of the page. If you want to see it for reals, the address is http://usbchainsaw.com/, where pre-ordering is conveniently closed.

I sense a viral goof here. I jus can't shake it. Why in heavens name would you want a chainsaw of any dimensions anywhere near your computer? One wrong move and say buh-bye to that lovely screen.

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Portland Street Mnemonics Make The New York Times

2140.Okay, well, the comments of a regular feature anyway.

One of the residents of the sidebar is a couple of Portland street name mnemonics. It'd be fantastic if I could take the credit for them, but while I, amazingly enough, inspired them, they aren't my composition. But they are nifty. Today, via the miracle of Google alerts, I saw that this humble place of woolgathering was namechecked by a commenter to the "Schott's Vocab" column, identifying himself as one Matthew G. Miller:

And Samuel John Klein has posted three more–covering more streets and helping us remember the order of which M and which C streets come first–on his blog The ZehnKatzen Times in a posting January 14, 2009:

The colon there at the end was as in the original; presumably the commenter ran out of room. The 14 Jan 09 post which mentions this is at the end of this rabbit hole, but if you don't feel like clicking yet another link that has a target="_blank" attribute, I'll save you a step.

The streets, in order from north to south starting from SW Ankeny Street (1 short block south of West Burnside, which should need no introduction) and continuing through the PSU district, run as follows:

Ankeny, Ash, Pine, Oak, Stark, Washington, Alder, Morrison, Yamhill, Taylor, Salmon, Main, Madison, Jefferson, Columbia, Clay, Market, Mill, Montgomery, Harrison, Hall, College, Jackson.

The first submitted one, from a commenter identifying himself as JD, went as such:
All Across Portland Our Streets Wind Around Mossy Yards. Traffic Snarls May Mean Jammed Cars, Cranky Motorists Making Minimal Headway. Harried Commuters Just Love Going Slow.
Nice, simple, sweet, poetic, and topical. Mnemonic WIN. But another commenter, Dave DiNucci, pointed out that since some initials duplicate (Main-Madison, Market-Mill-Montgomery, Harrison-Hall), and gave us two alternatives that included more letters. The first one plays off the tendency of names in the Alphabet District to be named for historic Portland figures and alludes to the curious geography of the south end of the grid, where all lines pivot, and offers a sort of gently gibing editorial commentary of the fairly fashion-oriented names of the streets:

ANcestors ASsociated Portland Oregon STreets With ALphabetic MORtals, Yet Toward SAlem, MAInly MADe JEjune, COLUmnar, CLiche MARked MIxtures. MONotones HARmonize HALfway, COLLiding JAuntily.  Lines Gently SHim.

Another mnemonic WIN. But Dave wasn't finished. Knowing that Portland has its share of left-brain/right-brain thinkers, he offered another, more lyrical version which goes so far as including the whole of the name Columbia:
AN AScending Path Of STone
Wends ALong MORning Yellow Trilliums.
SAnity MAIntenance.
MADe JEalous,
COLUmbia CLeaves MARvelous MIsty MONuments,
HARsh HALcyon COLLages.
JAcob's Ladders Gorge-ously SHine.
Note also that Dave's mnemonics include streets athward the I-405/South Portland interface, which is even more nifty.

From the comment at the NYT's column comes the phrase that started it all with me. The original questor of a memorable PDX downtown mnemonic was none other than The Oregonian's quondam quotidian quipster, Jonathan Nicholas (who was in his time sort of PDX's version of Herb Caen) who, after an appeal in his column sometime back in the 80s, eventually produced a little gem of his own:

Any Portland, Oregon Sunny Weather Always Makes You Think Some More Magic Just Came Calling.

Which at least gets you through to Columbia and Clay.

We have an embarrassment of riches, each suited to a particular way of thinking, each equally memorable, so that you may never be lost amongst Portland's downtown street again. I wish I could have said that I came up with them, but I am honored to have been thought highly enough by some that they'd share them with you all here.

And thanks to Matthew G. Miller who though enough of my blog to have made a mention of it in the New York Times.

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How Do You Say Blellow?

2139.Blellow's Sean Loyless and Veronica Jorden explain, a la classic Electric Company:



Independent designer? Get to know Blellow.

You'll find me there under the monicker zehnkatzen.

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09 July 2009

Hung Far Low: Finally, A Re-Erection Campaign That Doesn't Promise What It Can't Deliver!

2138.Some months back, a charming and representative piece of Portland visual design and history diappeared with the taking down of the landmark Hung Far Low Restaurant sign.

The vertical sign, which resembled a great majuscule letter I with the words HUNG FAR LOW down the spine, and advertising CHOP SUEY across the top and COCKTAILS across the bottom, and topped overall by a cute little stylized pagoda,(see it here, here and here), stood over the corner of NW 4th Avenue and Couch Street in Portland's Chinatown since at least the middle of the 20th Century. In 2007, the eponymous restaurant moved to the corner of SE 82nd and Division (where it now sports a much less memorable sign) but the sign remained. Between then the word COCKTAILS was reduced by some prankster to the word COCK, and all the words at the top and bottom were altered to read "EST. 1928" at the top and "BUILDING" at the bottom.

The years had taken their toll and the sign had become more of a sword of Damocles to some potentially unlucky pedestrian, thus in October 2007 the sign had to come down. It now rests in a "sign graveyard", reputedly in Scappoose.

There was always the intention of re-erecting the sign, but it's going to take $30,000 to get that done. So this blog, as indeed should every self-respecting Portland blog, am taking great pleasure in helping to spread the word that the Re-erection campaign to get the Hung Far Low sign back up over the corner of NW 4th and Couch is on.

I've visited the website and it's very clear and nice, and donations are priced so that everyone can get in on the act; there's a donation level as low at $10, so as soon as I can find me a tenner, I'm sending one along.

The address to view is: http://reerecthungfarlow.com/ .

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08 July 2009

Branding The Intertwine

2137.Noted in passing was the rebranding of the Metro initiative, formerly known as Connecting Green, into a new look they're calling The Intertwine.

The idea behind Connecting Green is to create, cooperatively, out of the abundance of awesome green spaces that the greater Portland area is rightly famous for, a world-class parks and recreation system. Connecting Green is the alliance of local authorities that was to make this happen.

The identity "Connecting Green" did need a little "sprucing" ('scuse) up, and not just because the website used Comic Sans. Whoever decided that the new identity needed something slick (but not too slick) and modern (but approachable) had the right idea.

The name The Intertwine has a modern connotation (I bet you thought of the Internet when you heard that name) and a rustic connotation (in as much as the word twine refers to a low-tech device used to tie things together). It also represents the apparent aims of the initiative – to meld, with regional cooperation, the vast public green space wealth of the greater Portland/Vancouver area – with deft cleverness, and extending the "internet" metphor, it, too, represents a network of networks.

The logo is a real winner, IMO. The swirling motion of four parts coalescing into a center is given dynamic energy by increasing the size of the parts from the 3 o-clock throug the twelve o-clock positions. It's a risk to come up with a logo where individual parts mean something – they tend to get shambolic very quickly – but the design keeps it simple. The four parts of the symbol represent the four properties of the Intertwine, which are trails, water, greenspace and … well, I forget the fourth, but it might be Whiffie's fried pies (and if it isn't, it should be). The type was also well-chosen: it has a humanist, hand-wrought feel to it. It's actually rather organic and has a pleasant cross between subtle and chunky.

The website currently comprises a splash screen whose bottom part alters to an input box for your email so they can keep you updated with press releases and announcments. But the style is very well chosen as is the palette, which is made of simple flat colors with an earthy overtone. Simple shapes and artful type keep it all very human.



It's a definite improvement, and a very clever use of branding to promote a connection to nature and the environment.

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Abysinnia, Mr Kasem

2136.Mr. American-Top-40, Casey Kasem, is retiring from the ray-did-eeo.

Seems so early. He's only 77!

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07 July 2009

The Michael Jackson Lesson: Spectacle Has A Price

2135.And it's up to the City of Los Angeles, California, to pay for a good sized chunk of it. From Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's website:



I note this in passing for a few reasons: one being the above graphic – actually, that's the biggest reason. I'ts pretty nifty! The treatment is a monotone, everything grayscale, but you can see that it's indeed possible to create a sort of color with shades of gray. The pose of MJ is a classic one.

The other reasons coalesce around my uneneding ensorcelment with popcult and all of its hypnotizing spectacle. I don't care who you are, if you've heard of MJ, you have some sort of feeling about it. Watching the development of MJ's afterlife is just wicked fascinating. He died as he lived: amazingly, flashily, gaudy touching on the gauche, with a huge spectacle, and under mysterious circumstances. How could you not be enthralled – or at least interested?

Somehow this says something about who we are and where we're headed as a culture and a society. I'm not sure what, and I'm not sure I want to find out. But it does.

Oh, and if you want to help the City of Los Angeles pay for the amazing overtime for public safety professionals they're going to incur over this, here's the Mayor's website, with a PayPal link:

http://mayor.lacity.org/PressRoom/PressReleases/LACITYP_005598

I'm sure it'll probably go down in flames later today as it gets hammered and the MJ memorial service breaks the intarweb, but that's the way it goes, peoples.

Damn but Los Angeles is a fascinating place. I'd like to visit there someday.

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06 July 2009

Get Ellison In Your iPod: "Dreams With Sharp Teeth" Now at ITMS!

2134.How'd you like a little Harlan Ellison to go whereever you are?

Well, that would be kind of expensive. I understand Mr. Ellison is rather "high maintenance". But he is worth having around, and it looks like the folks at New Video (the distributor via thier Docurama label) have pulled a coup; Dreams With Sharp Teeth is now available as an iTunes download!

It's $9.99, and you can have it and start watching it right now, and I suggest you do, otherwise there is something (as we say here in Oregon) "wrong" with you.



Click on the above banner or go to http://www.itunes.com/movies/harlanellisondreamswithsharpteeth to buy and download. Both these links will open in iTunes. If you don't have iTunes … WTF, dude?

Thanks to John Bonini at NewFilms.com for giving me the heads up for this. And you know you don't need an iPod to enjoy iTunes downloads, so now you have no excuse not to watch Harlan – and very little standing in your way of doing so.

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04 July 2009

Spring Cleaning, in Summer, Even!

2133.When do you know when it's time to do a little link cleaning-up? I don't know about you guys, but for me, it's when someone sends me a message wondering when I'm going to complete my side of a link exchange, and said link has been in the blogrolls for about two months now.

So I went in with the link shears and did some heavy pruning. The numerous categories, which I thought was oh-so-witty when I set them up, struck me as kind of old and tired, so they're cut back as well.

The links are split into the following:
  • Graphic Design: Up at the top, as I reorient this blog toward what should be my mission. These are interesting links to design, designers, and resources that designers should find nifty and, in some cases, any digital artist might be able to use. What really inspires me.
  • My Favorite Designers and Illustrators:  Inspiring and interesting people I've either met, whose work I love, or, in some cases, I'm kind of sucking up to (hey, so sue me!). People I also think you should follow. Their writings are frequently witty, information-loaded, and just plain nifty.
  • Friends of the Blog: Anyone in this list is someone who I've gotten on well with or has done something nice for me. Some of you I still correspond with; others, not so much. For those of you who I don't talk with so much now, you'll always be a friend here. I may not be the most loved blogger in PDX nor the most popular, but I always try to repay kindness, and a link request. There's a potpourri there, including oddiments and amusements, and some of my politics.
  • Staccato Signals of Constant Information: The sole holdover from the old regime, it's the bin were I'll continue to toss interesting stuff that don't fit anywhere else – and there is some sucking up going on there too.
Some of the paring-back was rather painful. There were bloggers who were friendly to me at first whose blogrolls now are populated with the likes of Michelle Malkin and WorldNetDaily who subsequently dropped me without telling me. If you ever come by here and see this, yeah, that kind of hurt. I remember a world where we could all agree to disagree: I'm a liberal and your neighbor, not your enemy. C'est la guerre, I suppose. There are a couple who have closed their blogs to public viewing, which I found dismaying: was it something I did? Hot, Fresh, Now! and Wither Into the Light were the two blogs; I just enjoyed HFN and if it weren't for Wither Into The Light, I wouldn't have gotten a Gmail invite. So, yeah, I miss you dudes.

It is possible that in clearing out I cleared off a link or two I promised to maintain. If true, that's me being thoughtless; email me and I'll readd you right away.

You know, looking at those last two grafs I wonder if I'm clearing the boards on more than just my links. Oh, well – we must forge fearlessly on.

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Google Maps: Two Seasons, One Picture

2132.This is the kind of unintentional nifty that makes me smile and laugh a little.

The aerial shots in Google maps are, naturally, taken at all times of the year. In the area we Americans call the Intermountain West, the continental weather influence causes extremes – hot summers, cold winters. Which means, in south Butte Montana, you get winter right alongside of summer:



That's summer on the left of South Arizona Street, and winter to the right.

I love this photo. Two seasons in one photograph FTW.

Here's a link so you can go see it yourself.

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Speed Drawing: The Iceman Cometh

2131.Via Twitterer @chadwelch (website) here's a speed drawing done in Alias Sketchbook Pro, of the X-Men character Iceman. Video time is about 7 and a half minutes, actual time is about 30. Nice work!



Amazing what a little discipline can accomplish.

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03 July 2009

Harlan Ellison: The Terrible Baby of American Letters

2130.There are two SF authors I adore, even though I don't particularly like everything they've ever done. One of them is Ursula K. LeGuin.

This is not about her.

I recently got the chance to see the documentary Dreams With Sharp Teeth, about the life and times and writings of the once-so-called enfant terrible of the SF world, Harlan Ellison. I first read Ellison when I was way too young, and I think it affected me in certain ways, sadly, none of which are actionable in court. But actually, I don't mind all that much.

I will say this much; if you have a SF-loving pre-teen and he or she gets their hands on a copy of Approaching Oblivion, don't let them read it without guidance. But do let them read it.

Harlan Ellison is many things. He is famously testy and fiercely opnionated. He will go balls-to-the-wall with you if you insist. He uses words as a battering ram, also writes as though he was making love to them. I've never seen him use a mis-turn of phrase. There are many reasons why he will ring down whatever years this civilization has left to it as a man of the L word (Literature, that is) and they'll make kids read him in schools: "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream", "Repent, Harlequin said the Ticktockman", the Dangerous Visions anthologies, and more.

There's a thing about Harlan Ellison that seems to say a great deal about him, but it's hard to say just what. He refuses to use computers. He does all his writing on an Olympia (I think it was) typewriter. He keeps several spare typewriters on a bookcase in his home and keeps spare typewriter ribbon in cold storage in his refrigerator (have you tried to find typewriters and ribbon lately?). He has an official website – Ellison Webderlandbut he does not run it nor (as far as I know) does he log on.

He's kind of like Pynchon, only not as snooty. I like that. I've tried to read Pynchon, though, and it's a little beyond me. Maybe I'm not that grown-up yet.

Anyway, all that rambling is more reaction than review. To say that Ellison is one of the most fascinating writers in SF and American letters overall seems weak and sycophantic, and I suspect he'd probably kick my ass for being too much of a fanboy for saying it, but all I have here is this idiom, see, and I've got to make do with what I have.

The movie itself is 96 minutes of Ellison being Ellison. It's worth watching just for the parts where Robin Williams (of all people) interview him. There's clips of him on Tomorrow with Tom Snyder during the 70s, speaking on campuses during the 60s, and just being his own damn self.

So, you know what? Watch the thing. Beware of the adulty words, though. Or maybe not. Take a chance and look at something that will put fire in you.

Something about Harlan Ellison makes me want to go off and write a story, even though I blow as a fiction writer.

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Trending

2129.So I have, of course, been keeping an eye on my numbers. It's an unhealthy obsession, but it's mine, hey.

I've noticed particularly that the hits on this blog have been right around 200/day. That's great, and a happy thing I'm enjoying muchly. Trouble is, I can't identify what's sending people my way. The increase has been a gentle upward trend. My impulse is to want to do, of course, more of what's getting people to come my way, but they're coming from so many other places that I can't tell what that might be.

And this is where you come in!!!

If you came here and viewed things for more than a few seconds (or anything at all actually) please consider taking a moment and telling me what brought you here, whatever that might be. Is there something that you liked? I'd like to do things for the people who come this way, so name it, and I'll see what I can do towards keeping you coming back. Return visits are nifty!

Another thing I was noticing is that the Technnorati authority is kind of depressing me. A while ago, I had a Technorati authority of about 75. It dwindled over time to what you see now – kind of like a ditigal water torture. Does anyone really care about T-authority anymore? Does it mean anything important? Should I just ashcan it?

Anyway, if you came by here, thanks! I appreaciate it …  you could have gone eight zillion other places, and you stopped here. And that makes me feel good. I love doing this blog, you see.

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02 July 2009

The Corvallis Gazette-Times Gets a 1-Day History Rewrite

2128.Portland isn't the only native Oregonian whose name was decided by a coin-toss. In 1909, Corvallis' then-two dailies, the Corvallis Gazette and (naturally) the Covallis Times, decided to get married, and the coin toss said the Gazette's name should go first. The rest, as they say, is history.

Today is the 100th birthday of the Corvallis Gazette-Times, and the GT decided to celebrate a unique way; by pretending, just for one day, that the coin had flipped the other way. Today and today only the paper will be known as the Corvallis Times-Gazette, not unlike if the City of Portland decided to celebrate its 200th anniversary (on 8 Feb 2051, if you're curious) by renaming itself Boston, Oregon, for just one day (which would be kind of neat).

Oregon Media Central has a big version of the front page here, including links to all the nifty little birthday party sheenanigans that the GT did, including a video of a reenactment of the original coin-toss.

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The West Wide Web

2127.I am now using Firefox 3.5, and I'm well pleased. This is a good update. And, judging by the popularity, me and over eight millions worldwide rather agree.

Firefox never debuts without a little flash and style, and they've provided one in the form of the live download monitor at the location http://downloadstats.mozilla.com. The thing, which is really quite nifty, provides a graphical view (via a world map) and tabular view (below the map) which you can reconfigure on the fly as you like.

Two days ago, with I originally downloaded FF, I checked in on that. At the height of the download frenzy, here's three screenshots of that map. See if you can discern the story it seems to be telling:







That was the graphical state of the Firefox download world at approximately 1357 PDT on 30 June 2009. What is more remarkable than where Firefox is getting downloaded is where it isn't. I watched the little candles flicker in and own for several minutes, and I expected a big demand from the USA and Western Europe, but Asia (except for the occiasional flicker in Japan and the Phillippines), Oceania (save for the occaisional pip on the lower right margin of Australia) and Africa? Hardly anything. The European interest dropped off like a wall when the eye crossed the boundary into the heart of the old Warsaw Pact, it seems.

The most active continent behind NorthAm and Europe was South America, but it seemed, visually to be a rather feeble third-place. I just checked back on it at the time of this writing, and it looks much the same (though the rates have slowed down somewhat), and the countries at the top of the list have remained the USA, Germany, France, and Japan (the USA has the most FF downloads by far, with over 2 Millions).


Country-by-country downloads of FF as of 1305 PDT 2 July 2009.
The five top countries: USA, Germany, Japan, France, the UK.
Download frequency seems to drop precpitiously as you move down this list.
Screencaptured from http://downloadstats.mozilla.com.

I will say right up front here, as I do a little drilling-down, that I don't know if this says anything particular. Actually it probably says many cogent things, for instance, it seems to suggest that the world economy (if you take a preponderance of personal computers and users with time to download internet porn Firefox as congruent to wealth and prosperity, which doesn't seem an unreasonable thing to do) is still largely based in and driven by what we used to call the "First World"; you could see here the digital divide writ large amongst the nations of the world, you could see this as a diagram of what has and what doesn't have (and, certainly, great swaths of territory are empty because they are inclement to human life; still, there are areas that are comparativiely thick with humanity (central Africa, the eastern margin of South America, and notable, China and India) that one would think would be ablaze. But they aren't). I'm also not trying to ring anyone up for being unfair. We all not only generate but are subject to stresses that we sometimes don't understand. We are what we are and the world is what it is.

The point that I've kind of wound my way to is this: Even in this world where we can grab a webcam and virtually travel anywhere, we still live in a limited world, and the lens with which we view it seems to be skewed toward the developed West. This can be a good thing (if we understand that our view is, despite being what it is, is limited, and we work to keep this in mind) or a bad thing (if we use our view of the world being what we see over the WWW to be a confirmation of our bias that our Western society is necessarily (I cannot note strongly enough that operative term) is the acme of civilized development on this planet

Though the WWW and increasingly less expensive technology (software as well as hardware) we have a great lens that lets us see the world as our forebears not only couldn't, but couldn't imagine. But, paradoxically, it seems to hide at the same time it seems to reveal. What do you really know about the center of Asia, or the center of Africa, or southeast Asia? What you read on the Web, of course, which is largely found in the industrialized West.

It's a beautiful lens onto the world, the WWW is. I don't know how I got alon with out it. But, just like any advanced instrument, it must be used with care. We must be smart enough to know what it tells us, as well as what it doesnt.

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Sie müssen eine Bremse auf Ihrem fixie Fahrrad haben!

2126.In case you thought the fixie-haters only lived in PDX, think again; they don't like 'em in Berlin either.

Yes, Berlin … the one in Germany, not the charming little hamlet down in Linn County near Lebanon.

If they find you riding Deutsching around on your fixie in der deutschen Hauptstadt, they'll take it away, fine you, and only return the machine if you pay the fine and promise you either won't ride them in der Straße or get that brake installed.

You can start making your bicycle-Nazi jokes … now.

(h/t TheSquare)

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01 July 2009

Photoshop: How Far We've Come Since Version One

2125.A bunch of people are happy using Photoshop CS3/CS4 and all. Some I know still tool along just fine using Photoshop 7 and are totally happy campers.

Ever wonder how far we've come since the first commercial version of Adobe Photoshop?

David Nuon found an old PS1 disk, fired up the Mini vMac vitualizer, and found out. Read his comparison here. Very interesting indeed.

(Image by David Nuon. See it largely at the blog entry I linked to)

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I Do Happen To Be Having Trouble Finding My Muse These Days …

2125.And this cartoon shows exactly what I'm up against:











You can have all the tools in the world, but if you're low on inspiration, it ain't gonna happen, Sparky. View it bigly at my Posterous stream.

Don't take inspiration for granted, yo.

(highly excellent cartoon by Chad Welch, http://chadwelchart.com, http://badartonline.com, http://twitter.com/chadwelch. Used With Permission).

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Unhappy Baby Otter Is Unhappy

2124.It is my personal charge to, whenver KGW's Live @ 7 web crew finds a cute baby otter, to LOLize it.

Here's the current one:



Credit information can be found on my Posterous stream here.

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30 June 2009

Star Trek:TOS-in-the-Park? Why Not?

2123.They're going to have to get a chorus up for the "Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah, Dadadah Dadadahdah" fight music though. Should be sweet!

Atomic Arts will be staging the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Amok Time" in the Woodlawn Park amphitheater during six dates in July. Check the Woodlawn neighborhood blog for when.

Phasers will be checked at the entryway.

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The N Word

2122.In what is being hailed as an EPIC BRAND FAIL, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation and the Russian petroleum combine, Gazprom have partnered to monetize Nigeria's (apparently) still-amazing petroleum reserves.

Regardless of what you think of Nigeria, Russia, corporate monoliths, or petroleum, this is a canny move from all sides. Ideally, the Russians will Get Paid™, Nigeria will get petroleum reserves further developed and also Get Paid™. Win-win.

But if you were putting together a combine such as this, what would you call it? Would you take the first syllable of "Nigeria" and the first syllable of "Gazprom" and make a new word out of it? No? That would make you a laughing stock and leave a lot of people scratching their heads, yes? Talk about a tin ear. And Twitter users worldwide laughing at you,  yes?

That is, amazingly what they actually did. The Partnership of NNPC and GAZPROM are to be called

NIGAZ, which sounds similar to a word that a lot of english-speakers consider to be derogatory and offensive, is now being spread across the web as a memorable PR blunder. Users on Twitter are reported to have first highlighted the negative connotations of the word "Nigaz".

Although the origin of the name is obvious-- from the words "Nigeria" and "gaz" -- the word when written down has different connotations to English-speakers.

People are still wondering why the Nigerian govenment would allow such an offensive word to be used and also speculate that the Russians allowed or ignored it because the offensive word is still widely used in Russia.

Oh, my.

This reminds me of that time that Google launched Gmail without finding out that a British financial firm already had the name which is something they could have found out with … well … a web search.

No, we aren't making it up: here's the BBC (as pointed to by Slate) on it.

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Running Firefox 3.5 FTW

2121.This user has downloaded Firefox 3.5 and I'm running it under Mac OS X 10.4.11 on a PowerMac G4. Really smooth so far.

What really strikes me at this point is the way Firefox has taken over the center spot in my web usage. Of all the browsers available to me, only the Firefox community offers the readily available tools to get the most out of my web life. I absolutely depend on the ScribeFire plugin to do my blogging, and the Fox has fewer problems with websites than any other browser that I use (I've used Opera and Safari – and both are nifty, but they don't have it all. And even Safari 4 has problems displaying some content that Firefox doesn't trouble with at all).

About the only thing I'd like to see in Firefox that it don't have now is a PDF plugin. Having it in the browser instead of downloading and opening Acrobat is so much nicer.

I'm just a small fish but I'd sure recommend downloading this. Don't miss out!

And dig the downloads in real-time here. Now approaching 2 Millions as this is being written.

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22 Links To Free Seamless Vector Pattern Downloads

2120.As a follow up to the previous free goodie, let's be fair to the vector side of the equation; here is a link to twenty-two free resources for getting vector backgrounds for web design. I've not downloaded any of them myself (yet), but they seem to come from a range of reputable design sites and are at least worth a look.

Find them at 22 Free Seamless Vector Pattern Resources Perfect For Web Design on the 1stWebDesigner site: http://www.1stwebdesigner.com/resources/22-free-seamless-vector-pattern-resources-perfect-for-web-design/

A nota bene: this and the last posting were inspired by Twitter users; I have misplaced exactly whose tweets I got them from. If you stumble by here and think I got them from you, just shoot me an email and I'll give credit. Mea culpa.

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Free Photoshop Patterns From Emma Alvarez

2119.Following the dictum issued back in the 80s by the philosopher Tom Peterson of SE 82nd and Foster ("Free is a Very Good Price!") I present a coolness I have found: free summer-themed repeating seamless patterns for Photoshop.

Made by designer Emma Alvarez, they are warm and friendly, using earth tones reminiscent of adobe, umbers, and cut brown summer grass. The patterns are free for non-commercial and commercial use, and it behooves to completely read the licensing terms before downloading and using.

They are .PAT files, meaning you use them as fill with tools such as the paint bucket tool. To use, unzip the file and move the .PAT file to (if you're on a MAC) /Applications/PhotoshopCS3/Presets/Patterns (for PCs reverse thes slashes and say "Program Files" where I said "Applications", and for the Photoshop version it's whatever you're running, of course). To use, select "pattern" in the fill tool you're using, open the pattern chooser, and from the flyout menu choose "Load Pattern … ", then navigate to the Pattern folder and select the file.

Download them via the Emma Alvarez site: Summer Seamless Patters V.1, http://www.emmaalvarez.com/2009/06/summer-seamless-patterns-vol1.html, which also has complete installation instructions.

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Join The Campaign! Get Blellow Added To TweetDeck

2118.A few missives ago I waxed enthusiastic about Blellow, the new microblogging site for creatives and freelance professionals. I'll admit, I've rarely been as excited about something like this. It creates good community. What Twitter does for everyone, Blellow does for us designers.

I've helped inaugurate a drive to get addition of Blellow to the client app TweetDeck, and it's going rather smashingly. Blellow's good, but being able to view it in TweetDeck (which is the most popular Twitter desktop client) would be amazing. There are a lot of wired designers, there are a lot who use Twitter, and there are a lot who use TweetDeck. So far, that hypothesis is being born out; after less than a week of campaigning, the issue has garnered 101 votes and is the 64th ranked new feature request out of 3328 on the TweetDeck UserVoice forum.

If you believe in right, sunshine, spring showers, and kittehs, you need to help us vote this up! The page to vote is here; you can be anonymous if you want. Registration is possible. Please vote, and leave a friendly comment if you can.

Blellow has all the community and connections that you could want as a designer. This is a Good Thing!

The community is at http://www.bellow.com. I am ZehnKatzen there.

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Enjoy The Drinking With LockCup

2117.This cup is full of win and pretty much redefines lunchroom and office bevvy security:



I'm betting this is just what someone, somewhere, is waiting for.

You can read all about it (if you understand Korean) here. I love the awkward verbiage. I understand it's in poor taste to mock non-Americans with shaky command of the English language, but I just read things like this ad saying that the cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it (just most people?) and it's off to the races with me. I mean, should I fear the subset of people who can circumvent the hole? Which, additionally, just sounds wrong.

I admit its a weakness.

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Rick Astley Is Also Not Dead

2116.The Weirdest Week Ever continues, as the celebrity death hoaxes threaten to outnumber the actual celebrity deaths.

Todays not-victim? Rick Astley. Sure, he's never gonna give us up, but was life giving him up? A handful of sites reported the demise of the RickRoller using, more or less, this verbiage, with a dateline of Berlin, Germany:

Known for his 80's pop hit "Never Gonna Give You Up," the 43-year-old Rick Astley has been pronounced dead today. Astley's body was found at the Angleterre Hotel in Berlin after an ambulance responded to an emergency call from his hotel room.

Astley was found unconscious in his hotel bedroom and was unable to be resuscitated. He was pronounced dead on the scene.

Astley was in the middle of a concert tour that would have ended in late August of 2009. He was to return to the United Kingdom at that time.

The word apparently came from this site, a CNN stringer site called iReport. The Inquisitr explains iReport to us:

Unlike previous fake celebrity deaths, the use of CNN’s iReport gives this a little more legitimacy up front, at least if you don’t know how iReport works. iReport is open to all submissions without pre-publication review: I could submit a story saying Rick Astley is dead at the hands of an advanced civilization of alien music lovers and it would be published until such time CNN pulled it it.

(update 0115 30 Jun) The original story reffed above has been pulled. It's now at http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-287981, and the illustration has been replaced with a video file of the opening of The Fresh Prince of BelAir. Seriously.

Another giveaway might be that the story (allegedly by AP writer Liz Sidoti) was filed at 0100 on Monday 30 June 2009. 30 June is actually today – a Tuesday.

At this point it's almost anti-climatic to note that the surname of the writer, SIDOTI, is an anagram of the word IDIOTS.

With Rickrolling and this to his credit, Rick Astly has finally, arguably, become more famous than he deserves to be. And so it goes.

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28 June 2009

First, Farrah, Then Michael, Now Billy Mays is Gone?!

2115.It does not appear to be a hoax: The OxiClean guy, Billy Mays, has joined the list of celebrity casualties this week.

Stop the world, I want to get off. We got this one verified three ways: TMZ, Tampa Bay Online, and MSNBC.

Someone let Vince (the ShamWow Guy) know he's king of the heap now. And who knew that Billy Mays was just as old as Michael Jackson?

Can someone shut off the Celebrity Death Ray now? It's begun to swing wild.

This is, without a doubt, the weirdest week ever.

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27 June 2009

INRE: The Michael Jackson Zeitgest

2114.If you think the social media storm over Michael Jackson's death was a Category 5, just wait until Kenny Loggins kicks off.

It'll be the perfect storm.

(PS: Kenny Loggins isn't dying as far as we know)

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Naughty, Nasty, Impolite Captcha!

Multnomah County Library, Good Samaritan Dept

2112.If we needed any more proof that the Multnomah County Library is the best damn library anywhere, check out the kind of good deed they do.

Around our house we check out a hell of a lot of books. We were working the MultCoLib for budget entertainment long before you staycationers and recession-victims figured out you could get a night of DVD entertainment for nothing there. The Libe is, without a doubt, one of the bestest places in the universe and rightfully a pride of Metro Portland.

Since we check out a metric tail-load of books from there, sometimes we use whatever's to had for bookmarks; napkins, flattened straws … even paycheck stubs in envelopes.

Recently I returned a stack, not knowing that i'd left a paystub in there (not to worry, we have direct-deposit; the funds represented by that slip of paper were, at that point, safe and sound). Time elapses. Last night, we go to the mailbox (the actual one on the street) and retrieve what looks like mail to me from … my workplace of all places. And it looks like a paystub envelope.

Puzzlemente! But when we turn the envelope over, we see this:



If it's hard to read, it says "You left this in a library book: Color Graphics. Have a Great Summer".

The way I figure it, it was most likely a library employee who caught it, in as much as it was returned with a Pitney Bowes postal meter stamp. There's a chance it could have been a private party, but the postal meter stamp argues against it. It was neatly sealed across the top with cellotape (thankfully I use a pocket knife to open my correspondence)

Not only did the Multnomah County Library return to me a potentially vital piece of personal documentation, they potentially saved this household from the scourge of ID theft. All because some Library worker, wanting to anonymously do the right thing, did so.

Dayum.

Multnomah County Library; you want any tax increase, any at all, you got my "yes" vote in perpetuity for restoring a little of my bruised, jaundiced faith in humanity. I also remember I need to go put a book or two on hold.

Thank you, MultCoLib!

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26 June 2009

Creatives? Designers? Get To Know Blellow

2111.For the last week or so I've been exploring the social web with Twitter. For a very long time I scoffed at it, but once I dipped my toe in I found it did something that nothing else in my life right now does: allows me to stay connected with people on my own terms – something working 3rd shift weekend and 10-hour days pretty much prevents you from doing. So for me, it's been a boon.

Twitter's "microblogging" paradigm needs no introduction here. Once on Twitter and into the swim of the social I was invited by an old ally, Pariah Burke, to a new microblogging service designed especially for creatives and independent designers called Blellow.

The site, http://www.blellow.com, is, if I had to sketch you a thumbnail, a sort of Twitter especially for creatives and freelancers (I prefer the word "independents"). Instead of asking you "What Are You Doing?", though, the question is "What Are You Working On?". Creatives are always working on something, trying to accomplish a goal, doing something for a client, or simply trying to find something out. Blellow hinges on a behavior that all creatives have in spades: the need to collaborate. With Blellow at your back, you always have a helping hand, because the other thing creatives can't stop doing is helping each other.

The biggest improvement that I value in Blellow so far is that the messages can be up to 300 characters, a little more than twice as long as the Twitter limit; 140 characters is just too little room for creatives to communicate in. The interface is intuitive; if you've used Twitter you already know the basics to get by on Blellow. Moreover, if someone has helped you out, you can give each other public pats on the back via Kudos; the number of Kudos you've collected are featured in a little badge on your thumbnail.

I'm enjoying Blellow quite a bit and wholeheartedly recommend it to others. The connections you make there are to quality people who enjoy collaboration, and what more could a creative need?

One of my self-appointed missions is to spread the word about Bellow.

Check it out!

(Updated 0954 Sat; Title fixed. It's too easy to type "bellow" when you mean "blellow!" Still! Go there!)

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25 June 2009

Become A Photoshop Bevel and Emboss Ninja

2110.Everyone I knew thinks they know how to get the most out of a very well-loved Photoshop tool, Bevel and Emboss. I thought I knew everything I needed to know really. Wrong!

Did you know you can use Bevel and Emboss to create Web 2.0-licious graphics like this?



I didn't, either.

Check it out here at Minervity. Guest Writer Twinster is your dojo master, Grasshopper.

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Grim Day In The Land Of Dreams

2109.No sooner do we hear that Her Hotness Farrah Fawcett passed away in a rather insipiring and brave way that we also hear that The Gloved One, Michael Jackson, has passed away – rather appropriately, under mysterious and rather Elvis-like circumstances.

I didn't like everything either of them did, but I almost always found them entertaining. Two icons of many of our shared youths are now gone, and there is a feeling of time moving on, as there always is.

(Disclaimer: Me, as many, are getting our MJ information from TMZ, which is the dark tabloid heart of the intarwebs. As of this writing, no major media is confirming)

Update, 1534: The Los Angeles Times has confirmed the death of Michael Jackson. He actually arrived at the hospital in a coma. TMZ gets the break tho.

Update, 1616: The death of Micheal Jackson has apparently caused several sites to get hammered flat for at least a while, including TMZ, Perez Hilton, and the LA Times. Several Fail Whales surfaced at Twitter.

Update, 1618: In a bizarre footnote to the whole thing, news appeared to break that Jeff Goldblum had died of a fall from a mountain in New Zealand. With no other organization picking up the confirmation, it quickly proved to be a hoax. Rumor has it that the NZ newspaper that reported the rumor's site also got hammered to death. Funny world.

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Two And A Half Hot Dogs

2108.Despite what the title implies, this is not a discourse regarding the interesting food at the 12th and Hawthorne cart pod, nor is it about a new series starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Fryer about running a streetside food cart. It is, in fact, about logos.

Many logos have nicknames or even official names. General Electric's classic logo is known, somewhat inaccurately, as "The Monogram" officially, and Bank of America's design which appears to resemble a cross between and American flag and an aerial view of farmland is officially called "The Flagscape".

NASA insiders and fans alike know that the minimalist logo used from 1975 to 1992 is known as "The Worm" whereas the classic logo used before and after that time (and which graces my coffee cup) is known as "The Meatball", though those are both colloquial. There are other meatballs as well: The GE logo, officially called The Monogram in-house, is colloqually called by some The Meatball, and the old Continental Airlines logo, used from the late 60s to sometime in the 90s, was also called The Meatball.


A meatball by any other name. Via.

Other amusing ones are The Venetian Blinds for the classic blue-striped version of the IBM logo designed by Paul Rand; The Bocce Ball for the new Xerox logo; and The Coffee Stain for the Zen-insipred logo of Lucent (lampooned in Dilbert as "The Brown Ring of Quality").

Oh, and the "two-and-a-half-hotdogs?" It's this:


Meatballs and hotdogs – I'm feeling hungry. Via.

Read more at the post that inspired me to comment, here on Identity Works.

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