Showing posts with label I heart headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I heart headlines. Show all posts

03 July 2012

[teh funnay] Maybe They Should Put Better Screens In The Childrens Hospital Windows

2854.There does seem to have been an disturbing amount of kids falling from windows in Portland these days. Never fear, though, The Oregonian is on the case, even if the advice is oddly limited:

Original story here

The first tip I'd have might probably have myself would be to keep your kids away from the windows at Randall Children's Hospital.

On the other had, if a kid had to fall from a window, I'd want it to be there, what with the doctors close at hand and all.

05 November 2010

[liff] I Heart Headlines: If They Find A Radioactive One HERE, Is That News?

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Tell you what - If I'm looking for one of these, I'm not sure where I'd start but I'm sure this is probably where I'd end up:



Like, I know: where else are you gonna look for a radioactive Bugs? The 7 Eleven store?

Well, okay, maybe. But nowhere else!

Story at KGW.com.

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02 November 2010

[OR liff] I Heart Headlines: Election Day Traffic Report

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Some headlines capture the zeitgeist in their hot little hands most perfectly. Oregonlive, today:



If you're voting, though ... good luck.

The full story at this link here.

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