I try to resist the impulse to take those benighted What _____ Are You? quizzes because...well, they're just kind of stupid. But sometimes I can't resist...
...and I find out that this deranged script thinks I'm Yoda:
Also, it turns out I'm different–just like about 113,000 other punters who got suckered in.
Click on the above image to go to the survey if you're so inclined. And my condolences.