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While we have always held that Portland is built over the site of an ancient unicorn burial ground, I had no idea how deeply that went.
Here, today, KATU-Channel 2 has put up an article (that might be edited by the time you look at it, but it's here) about delays caused by upcoming maintenance. Here's a screenshot:
Not the best time for service delays, what with the hothothot weather and all. But what's that there? Second 'graf …
There you have it. They're using witches to power MAX. It's right there, and you couldn't put it on the web if it t'warnt true. And here I thought public transit was ran by muggles all this time. Live and learn, I suppose.
But what kind of witch improvements? I'm thinking better and more powerful spells to provide more trains and more on-time service. Though, if I were improving my witches, I'd not necessarily ask TriMet for that sort of advice on it. They'd probably just figure out some way to lay them off, budgets being what they are, and you don't want to lay off witches without a very good reason.
I'd ask a unicorn … if they were still around.
Sorry to be a downer here … but it is what it is. Or they are what they were, more appropriately.
UPDATE, 2208 Monday: Amusingly enough, KATU has not edited the article. Go fig.
Here, today, KATU-Channel 2 has put up an article (that might be edited by the time you look at it, but it's here) about delays caused by upcoming maintenance. Here's a screenshot:
Not the best time for service delays, what with the hothothot weather and all. But what's that there? Second 'graf …
There you have it. They're using witches to power MAX. It's right there, and you couldn't put it on the web if it t'warnt true. And here I thought public transit was ran by muggles all this time. Live and learn, I suppose.
But what kind of witch improvements? I'm thinking better and more powerful spells to provide more trains and more on-time service. Though, if I were improving my witches, I'd not necessarily ask TriMet for that sort of advice on it. They'd probably just figure out some way to lay them off, budgets being what they are, and you don't want to lay off witches without a very good reason.
I'd ask a unicorn … if they were still around.
Sorry to be a downer here … but it is what it is. Or they are what they were, more appropriately.
UPDATE, 2208 Monday: Amusingly enough, KATU has not edited the article. Go fig.
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Haha!
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