2753.The Wife™ has many wishes and dreams. One of them was to have our tiki torches burning during a snowfall.
Since I am The Ideal Husband™, we Made This Happen™.
Indeed, it's What We Do™.
Suffice to say, it's How We Roll, Yo™.
The falling of snow engenders a great deal of sturm und drang in the Portland area, complete with tiresome smugness from all those snotty sorts who chortle arrogantly about us clueless Portlanders. Well, bucko, I scan the headlines when snow hits those 'experienced' cities like New York and Chicago, et. al., and you know what I found out? They shut down and have auto accidents too. They just know how to market themselves.
In the meantime, relax and enjoy the picturesque beauty of tikis glowing softly in the falling snow. And, if you can, do what every sensible Portlander who can, and gets caught in the falling snow, does … go home, and watch it on TV.
We recommend KPTV if you're looking for that apocalyptic touch. They seem to do everything like it was the end of the world.