867. I don't know about anyone else, but if I were an iPhone, I'd be running to hide.
Everyone's out to get me.
If they aren't killing me with a hammer, they're throwing me in a blender, siccing a pro wrestler on me, or just jacking me apart with a screwdriver.
Since I'm not an iPhone, I'll just thank my lucky stars and consider myself lucky; things could be worse.
You touch my iPod, though, you'll come back with a bloody stump. Depend on it.
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