2623.I'm declaring this a Sarcasm Day, mostly because these ads:
… have really gotten on my nerves.
Gosh almighty, we can't send a man to the Moon anymore, but we'll always know when a Coors Light is at the perfect serving temperature. Remember those days when you just, well, I don't know … picked up a bottle to see if it was cold or not? Yeah, those were hard times. We had to write down phone numbers to remember them an' all. The horror.