2618.I wish headline-writing was its own career. I would so go for that.
Why? Because every once in a while, I can come up with this (via KGW-TV):
Those throngs in the stands are the horse's support staff, I guess.
Sometimes the sweetest victories are those that are shared precariously. This is the day of history: not only did this horse win the Derby, not only did humanity win, by extension, but the entire animal kingdom.
I guess we never have to run that race again.
In other headlines that caught my eye, KPTV-TV has a very clever titler working today:
… I love that. Also, in other alliterative news: Purloiners Pick at Pontiacs in Pendleton, Absconders Attack Acuras in Albany, Saboteurs Sully Saturns in Salem, and Villians Victimize VWs in Vernonia.
Oh, won't someone think of the children?
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