This just in at SunDial House: we hear that America's Sweethearts,
Kenny Chesney and
Renee Zellwigg Zelwege Zellwyg That Girl With The Face are
calling it splitsville!!!
No! Please, say it i'int so!
I mean, if those two crazy kids can't make it,
what chance do any of us have for happiness?!?!?!
3 comments:
People like annulments because they actually rewrite history.
A divorce says you were once married to someone. An annulment actually says that you can act like that marriage never was fo'real, just a big "oops, didn't mean it". Presumably different legal results perforce apply, and possibly kinder and gentler
That's my understanding of it, anyway.
BTW, Alabama! Cool. Thanks for posting.
Actually, I have a theory:
Renee woke up one morning to realize that she was married to...
Kenny Chesney.
I bet she couldn't burn a path to the courthouse fast enough.
he probably wore that hat to bed
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