18 September 2005

[nooze] It's...It's...It's Over?!?!

This just in at SunDial House: we hear that America's Sweethearts, Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellwigg Zelwege Zellwyg That Girl With The Face are calling it splitsville!!!

No! Please, say it i'int so!

I mean, if those two crazy kids can't make it, what chance do any of us have for happiness?!?!?!

4 comments:

MH_Middlechild said...

The strange thing is they filed for annulment. Seems like it'd be easy to just get a divorce and get it over with.

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

People like annulments because they actually rewrite history.

A divorce says you were once married to someone. An annulment actually says that you can act like that marriage never was fo'real, just a big "oops, didn't mean it". Presumably different legal results perforce apply, and possibly kinder and gentler

That's my understanding of it, anyway.

BTW, Alabama! Cool. Thanks for posting.

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

Actually, I have a theory:

Renee woke up one morning to realize that she was married to...

Kenny Chesney.

I bet she couldn't burn a path to the courthouse fast enough.

Jim said...

he probably wore that hat to bed