They're satirizing the National Enquirer and the Star with equal wit, and in a tone-perfect way.
The endorsements are a rather bewildering lot that may leave you with a slow burn in some places, but the cover's suitable for framing.
1507.
Good luck, Julia. Bonhomie, Grant.
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The same tight shot with the traditional Portland-with-Mt_Hood photo (which I actually never get tired of ... long time ago, I used to show that to people in other parts of the nation to induce them to move here. Typically, it worked). The flat seems closer up to the desk than the old photo and the old architecture (I still remember the Blogger Meetup vividly and was surprised at how far back that was) and the camera just doesn't pull back from this.
They're working on a new set. Have to be. Now that KGW can haz the HD, everyone else is going to be bringing it. This has got to be the start.
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1232. This is something I just stumbled on in my webby perambulations. It was done in 2004 so, yes, I'm late to the party, and the artist (Gwenn Seemel) is obviously someone who needs little introduction.
Under the theme of Snow Days, however, she did a series of 14 acrylic portraits of local newsers, including Mike Donohue, Jim Donovan, and a few who are (for whatever reason) no longer on the little screen, such as Joe Sottile and Ken Ackerman. These portraits are very subjective works, with many warm colors at play and meant as much to invoke the emotions as they are to document the faces.
What I also found that the artist's subjects are usually happy to lend their to a conceptual effort such as this – with the exception of Andy Carson, who asked for a bottle of wine when Gwenn made her first million. That Andy – so irrepressible.
Pictured is a screen-clipping from one of Gwenn's portraits, of KPTV's Wayne Garcia.
The series starts here; the brief for Snow Days is at the bottom of Carl Click's portrait; click (hey!) here to go straight to it.
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1014. Reported by Ed Teachout 95, Introduced by JeffJulie 95, fronted with a teaser for ABC World News Tonight by Steve Dunn 95.
Goodness 95 courtesy YouTube and user DelimitR (who happens to be the first nerd interviewed).
Stumbled on it and just couldn't resist, FWIW.
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The current logo portrays the KPTV-that-is-now; Portland's FOX affiliate–slick, mature, serious. It was a long growing-up. History will recall that Portland's own KPTV was the first TV station in Portland, and may well be the first commercial UHF TV station in the world (the award for first UHF station proper going to a Bridgeport, CN trasmitter (KC2XAK) that was an experimental effort). Ironically, the first owners of KPTV–Empire Coil–bought the transmission equipment for KC2XAK, shipped it cross country, and assembled it on Council Crest ... as KPTV's first transmitter.
It signed on as KPTV-Channel 27 in September of 1952 carrying all four then-major networks (ABC, CBS, NBC, and DuMont), and, as commercial television exploded in Stumptown from 1952 through about 1964, changed affiliations and swapped networks; KPTV was at one time an ABC station, and an NBC station. In 1956 KPTV and another local station, KLOR were brought under one corprate umbrella; at the end of April, 1957, KLOR went dark and KPTV moved into the Channel 12 spot on your dial, where it's been ever since.
My personal recollections of KPTV 12 start way after these halcyon, salad days, and I remember, from my vantage point in cosy, close Silverton (where even Mount Angel was a toll call) that 12 was the "other" station–the one where you watche the reruns and the old shows, that reran 50's vintage episodes of The Mickey Mouse Club looooong before "retro" became fashionable, where you went to see Star Trek in syndication before it too became fashionable again; it was the channel of the Jerry Lewis Telethon where "Ramblin" Rod Anders collected curbside donations as the famous fishbowl drop on SW Broadway.
As far as I'm concerned, Ramblin' Rod was the most sincere children's host out there (and was an accomplished perfrormer, coming as he did from a notable range of local talent who transitioned to the small screen via 12, such as Heck Harper and Bob "Addie Bobkins" Adkins) , and professional wrestling pretty much died with Frank Bonnema.
What was then telling about KPTV was that there was a certain "homemade" feeling about it which made it seem a little unfashionable next to its big network sisters. That may sound like an unfortunate way to describe it, but when I say it I actually do mean it in the best possible way; when the other stations had slick art up for their station ID cards, KPTV's looked like a master letterer had done them by hand. if design can express passion, these graphics did; they were done by people who cared, people who very likely not only gave a damn about what they were doing but loved showing it to everyone who could watch.
This legacy–local talent, local production, home grown–continued through the first years of the 21st Century, culminating with the move from KTPV's old studios of nearly five decades–735 SW 20th Place, just off Burnside where Morrison merges in at the Kingston Tavern, and just behind Civic Stadium–to a state-of-the-art facility at the foot of SE Caruthers Street ... only to leave the city entire a scant few years after when Meredith consolidated KPTV's operations with KPDX's in a business park out near the Cornell Rd/Bethany Blvd exit from the Sunset Highway.
Now, I don't want the good people at KPTV now to think I don't like what they're doing–we're stuck on Good Day Oregon as the niftiest AM show in Portland, and today's KPTV knows not to mess with success, keeping Perry Mason in its historic noontime slot weekdays and running the best syndication it can find, just like Yesterday's KPTV did.
But it seems like something ineffable is gone. I can't quite put my finger on it. There's a certain spirit that was diminished once Oregon's 12 became FOX 12 Oregon. Fairly or unfarily, that's just my impression, and exactly what that is, I'll leave that up as an excercise to the reader. I kind of hope some people want to argue it out in the comments. What makes Portland Portland? Are TV stations part of our terrior, our sense-of-place? I think that's why the evolution of KPTV's logo appeals to me–Channel 12's look communicates something subliminal, that can't be put into words, about what makes Portland Portland.
Maybe because it was here first, who knows.
But the point of all this is the logos, and how they have changed over the years. KPTV, as it happens, have had several looks over the years. Let's get back on point and take a look at a few of them.
First, here are two ID cards from 1952 and 1953; Wake up, PDX, you're in the video age now!
KPTV's first Station ID card, ca. 1952
KPTV Station ID card from 1953, featuring classic Saint Johns Bridge shot
The first one is glorious, no? According to Ron Dunevant, webmonster of Yesterday's KPTV (and who gave gracious permission for me to borrow his images; thank you, Ron) :
Obviously hand-drawn, it represented the hard-work of the employees who got the station up-and-running just weeks after tower construction began
A very can-do image pertains. The card is as charming as is passionate. The one with the Saint Johns Bridge is a recurring theme–I distinctly recall KOIN using a similar shot–but the Saint Johns is a Portland icon, and what better way to use it on television?
Now, let's take a rocket ride through the 1960's:
KPTV "Satellite" logo card from 1962
It's the age of Sputnik, and KPTV is following the fashion. If only they know that the world would become even smaller than they could have dreamt. The abbrevation of "ORE." in the city name is charming and quaint.
KPTV Station ID card from 1967
Whenever I see this one, the voice of Rod Anders echoes through the memory: KPTV, Channel 12 ... A Chris-Craft Station!. Chris-Craft industries started out by making boats and diversified into a basket of industries, including media. These days, Chris Craft is back to just making boats, and KPTV is on the FOX net. There's a symmetry there somehow.
The style of type stayed consistent through many representations: the call-sign in extended type, the bold sans-serif 12, the mysterious four-pointed star (maybe it was borrowed from the lady in the Portland city seal) and the baseline leading away from the 1. It was a clean, simple design that lent itself well to at least a few interpretations.
Now, on to the 70's. This period was dominated by what I call the "Four Easy Pieces" logo; it looks like someone clicked them all together like a handful of Legos. The 1 in the 12 grew a quiff, and the play of bold mixed-case letters (the P and V are majuscule, the K and T are minuscule) generates a bit of playful energy.
KPTV's 1972 logo
It wasn't long before the four easy pieces found a home on the Chris Craft banner card, as well.
KPTV Station ID card from 1973
Modern, dynamic, stylized–very 1970's.
1975: President Ford had declared our long national nightmare over, the CB-Radio craze was just getting into full-swing, and KPTV pushed the envelope with the presentation of a diagonal line of 12's and the four easy pieces diminshed below them. Further, the line if 12's were animated to appear as marquee lights.
KPTV Station ID card with the "Running Lights" logo,
circa 1975.
While an exciting change (seriously–I enjoyed watching the promos with the "running lights" line of 12's) it proved graphically limiting in layouts, leaving a diminished area above and left for program specific graphics:
Programming announcement with the "running lights" 12's.
Notice here that the 12's at the far left and the far right are dimmed
out, displaying the marquee-lights animation in action.
The problems in layout should be fairly apparent here.
This graphic treatment lasted little more than a year.
Starting in 1976, KPTV debuted a clever, dead memorable design for its identity:
1976 Station ID card featuring "Rectangle-12" logo design
The logo uses simple typographic tricks of unifying forms and cutting out pieces to create a very strong and memorable design. Perhaps without meaning to, the unity of the K with the P and T with the V pays homage to the Four Easy Pieces (which gave similar colorations to the KP and the TV pairs). None of the joins feel forced or overly arbritrary, and the way in which they're done actually makes a sort of symmetric desgin out of the dissimilar letterforms.
And the change wrought on the number 12 are nothing short of brilliance. Unifiying the 1 and the 2 within the rounded-rectangle lifts the letters to the next level to the status of icon, one which even today stands strongly along industry classics like the legendary Circle-7.
This is TV Station logo design done right. It lends itself well to a variety of treatments, from disco-era neon:
Surprisingly, sweet rave parties were still some years in the future.
To the day someone over at KPTV discovered Photoshop (joke, fellahs, joke!).
In seriousness, the way the stylization was carried into the word "PORTLAND" from the call sign "KPTV" is well done.
And even worked well when the stylized type was left behind as we worked our way through the '90s:
But times do change and so do station affiliations. In 1995, the UPN network debuted KPTV joined itand in 1996 the station removed from its home of decades to the east side of the river. But, as we've seen here, strong design has legs.
Longevity is its own evidence. The Rectangle-12 had a lifespan of 19 years. You can't improve on a good thing.
From then, the UPN years saw a little experimentation, eventually settling on the Oregon's 12 logo, of which this is a very good example:
The station, as I recall, flirted with simply calling itself Oregon's 12, but never quite got away from carrying the call sign KPTV whereever it went. This, in my opinion, is to the good–that call sign to this day has immense good will pertaining, and it would be foolish, I'd say to delete it wholly (even today's FOX 12 Oregon can be found at KPTV.com) The Rectangle-12 has morphed into an outline of the state of oregon containing a 12 with a half-serifed 1, which perhaps unintentionally pays homage to the way the Rectangle-12 connected and, more prosaically, allows an interesting typographic form while allowing for the tight kerning between the 1 and the 2 that's requred to make the logo a success.
Despite transmitting from Portland and primarily serving the Portland market, KPTV during these days made an effort to get its viewers thinging about Oregon as a whole. The "1 Oregon" campaign, comprising 30-second spots featuring notable Oregonians from all over the state, went a long way toward it, as did the then new AM news block, Good Day Oregon (Not Good Day Portland), so the "Oregon's 12" approach worked very well–it communicated an insipring remit, and a station that really wanted to be Oregon's station.
Now, of course, we're in the era of FOX 12 Oregon. We still have GDO and we still have Perry Mason, we still have The 10 O'Clock News. We now have The 11 O'Clock News and The 5 O'Clock News on weekends; KPTV has become a major news player locally.
We look back in fondess, we look forward with hope. Who knows what the future will hold for Portland's Own KPTV?
For more of the KPTV scrapbook, visit the Yesterday's KPTV site. Tell Mr Dunevant that ZehnKatzen sent you. It's the most loving tribute to Portland's broadcast history that I (or, I think, anyone) can name.
(Credit: The station photo of the 1996 stuidos was nicked from Melvin Mark's website; the station photo of the old building on SW 20th Place was clipped out of a screenshot at the front door of Yesterday's KPTV. All station logos were courtesy of Yesterday's KPTV and used with permssion, we thank Ronald Dunevant for granting permssion, mounting and maintaining the Yesterday's KPTV site, and for generally existing. He's skookum).
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1098. We greet the news that Scott Moore is moving on to state government with congratulations...AND SHEER ALARM!
The smart people around here noted this posting, in which I Photoshopped Mr. Moore's head into a picture of Dr. Evil. We meant it as a joke. We didn't know how deadly serious it would be. We didn't think the shaving of his beard would push him as far as it did though:
Cant you see, sheeple! Oh, yes, sure it's just a "spokesman" position for "Secretary" of "State", Bill "Bradbury". That's prescisely what he wants you to think!
Oh, you're all laughing at me now. They laughed at Galileo; don't forget they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Today everythings normal; tomorrow he'll be destroying Washington with The Alan Parsons Project unless we pay him One million dollars!
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1088. Thom Hartmann has won the hearts of progressives all over Portland since coming to town a couple of years back. But what of his dark side? Thank Exxon that the Post-Times-Sun-Dispatch is on the case:
The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that Fox News is going to air a half-hour documentary called Thom Hartmann: Environmental Hypocrite and His Secret War Against Trees, in which the Air America talk show host is accused of promoting environmental friendly positions but then authoring a string of books that needed a slew of trees to be harvested for paper.
Thom Hartmann: Enviromental Hypocrite Bastid? Get the facts at PTSD and you decide (we're all going to be PTSD at some point in the next few years anyway).
(NB: Illo nicked wholesale from here)
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1078. Some months back, when transitioning to the New Blogger, I absolutely trashed my blogroll. I just realized I am quite remiss in not adding back Yesterday's KPTV sooner.1070. As of about the time of this posting, there will be a mere two days left in The ZehnKatzen Times' Don't-You-Wish-Your-Poll-Was-Hot-Like-Mine INSTANT Poll, that is to settle the question of whether or not Sam Adams is a Politician or a Beer.
We hear that Boston Brewing, the rounders, are backing off, but they do not control consensus reality–we do, through the power of our poll, which, we will remind you, can not only beat up your poll and take its lunch money but also has regular booty calls with top hot supermodels, which is way more than you. And me, for that matter. Man, I envy it that way.
At this writing, the poll stil has Sam Adams as a politician by a wide margin. The lawsuit threat may be resolved, but it is up to us to decide what we think Sam is–regardless of what he actually is!
So, vote. Elvis would vote himself if he could. Make Elvis smile...vote, one way or the other...at the top of the side bar on the right.
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1063. The ZehnKatzen Times's Instant Online Gazonga Poll That Can Beat Up Your Poll, Sam Adams, Politican or Beer?, is still amazing people with its ability to wreak pure, unforgving consensus reality. At this point in time, Sam Adams is, far and away, still a politician.
A future poll will determine which kind of politico he'll be, of course. While I'm willing to poll here, I believe the city and county still has that one in hand, so no worries.
Vote! Remember, if you don't, you'll make Elvis cry. And you don't want Elvis to cry.
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1059. With five more days left in the polling, it seems that we are coming to the consensus agreement that Sam Adams is a politician, not a beer, by quite a margin...but the vote isn't over yet!
Remember, this is your chance to help us determine, by poll fiat, just what Sam Adams is. Our consensus reality rules, so no matter what that silly old reality says, Sam will be one or the other–either a beer, or a politico.
So belly up to the bar and vote, people–remember, Elvis himself fought and died for your right to vote. And we wouldn't want to disappoint Elvis, would we?
No, I didn't think so.
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1052. And now, the first (and who knows, maybe the last ZehnKatzen Times InStAnT Poll! The question was inspired by this post at Blue Oregon, and the question is simply this:
Sam Adams–Politician or Beer?
The poll is at the very tippy top of the sidebar there on the right, so vote early and vote as often as you can. The Poll closes in one week's time, 2 November 2007, 23:59.
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Note carefully the spelling of the name. As far as we know, the famous KEX radio host is Dave Anderson. This letter is addressed to Dave AndEson. And just who is Dave Andeson? I never heard of the guy. And the mistake was made not once'd, but twice'd! They're looking for this Andeson guy, not our Dave Anderson.
Your honor, we rest our case.
Seriously, though, as a layman, I wish Boston Brewing's legal dept would quit operating in a bubble. The boon to extend Commish Sam the right to use his own name shows yet another corporation who should have known better, didn't know better, got caught not knowing better, and then doesn't have the ability to admit a mistake.
Like I intimated, I'm not a lawyer, just an underemployed designer. However, it seems to me that if Boston Brewing just maybe would admit that this was a misguided move (couldn't they be bothered to even check that they'd spelt Dave's last name correctly?) and slowly backed away they would reduce the PR mess they're brining on themselves.
But, judging by some opinions held elsewhere, that tall ship's getting ready to sail.
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Look out, Nigel. Hide the Pulitzer; he's coming for you!
In my offense, I didn't bring my Photoshop "A" game here, but I had limited time.
And now, whether you want it or not, let's go back to 1981. To the Tune of "Bette Davis Eyes":
His hair is closely cropped
His beard he did elide
Smooth as a baby's bottom
He's got Scott Moore-ish Eyes
He'll write an item on you
You won't be able to hide
He's watching City Hall
He's got Scott Moore-ish Eyes
He'll expose you, if you grows your
Mayoral beard under your nose, yeah.
He's precocious, and he knows just what it
Takes to make a commish blush.
The City Council thinks he's a spy
He's got, Scott Moore-ish Eyes.
Okay, I think that's quite enough now. Looks like I didn't bring my parody lyrics "A" game either. Meh. Even I'm starting to cringe.
Oh! Found two more chances to get job rejections from Craigslist! Gotta dash!
Dept of Corrections Dept: For some reason which would perhaps be attributable to drug abuse had I only the chance, the original version of this post referenced "Scott Adams". Why the Dilbert creator's mind share tried to annex some of my Merc mind share, I'll never know (Sun 20 Oct 07 @ 0924)
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This is really energetic. It hits all the bases and has mad interest and flow (while I'm impressed with my own ability to make Quicktime movies out of stacks'o'screenshots, I really wish I could include sound. The punch is definitely lost in the translation).
A good opening such as this takes the viewer up and engages them. This, for me, does just that. Moreover, it exhibits the high production value and finished feel that the rest of the new graphics do.
The happiest thing about this, and the real stroke of genius, is the way the 2 has become the star again. Over the past several years, the number has kind of been relegated, and this is my impression; I've called the old-style KATU 2 "dowdy", and I stand by it, but by all the datedness it seemed proud to carry the standard out front for the station.
KATU is back to letting the 2 move up front in the new look, and the "Fisher Flag" treatment is a winner. I really feel they've nailed this one.
As far as graphic identities, KATU now has set the fashion. The distinctive "2" in the red flag stands on its own besides such nationally-recognized TV logos such as Los Angeles' KABC-7.
KATU's new identity is a winner with me, hands down.
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AMNW came on as the local partner to ABC's then-new experiment in an AM newscast to compete with NBC's Today and whatever the heck CBS had on at the time. The network called it AM America; perforce, to sync with the network's branding (I am presuming here, but I bet I'm getting it), we had AM Northwest. For a good long time, it was helmed by legendary KATU weatherman Jim Bosley and a handful of co-hosts (notably the recent Consitution Party gubernatorial candidate, Mary Starrett).
These days, AMNW is being hosted by Helen Raptis and Dave Anderson. These two fit AMNW like a warm handshake. Both have a casual, friendly style that's pleasant to watch; for Dave it's no doubt from his history as a stand-up comic (and KEX afternoon host), and Helen...I dunno, maybe it's just clean living. Whatever it is, they're perfect for the show. Here's a screenshot of them and the standard AMNW chyron graphic:
What I didn't have the time or the equipment to really capture is that, like the newscast chyrons, AMNW's lower thirds have animation too. In this case it's the pastel blocks of color that characterize the rest of the graphics; they either bubble up or lightly fly in from the left, disappearing quickly, either way, imparting a light, bubbly sense of energy that's appropriate to a lifestyle program such as this.
Speaking of motion, here's another quick and dirty slideshow movie of the AMNW opening, composed of a stack of screenshots:
It might run a little fast. Sorry about not having any sound; my software is rather limited right now–because the new theme kicks ass. It's really good and really appropriate as well. Energetic and fun.
This is a vast departure for the program from it's most recent graphic treatments. The previous show logo, if all will recall, was a variation on the KATU logo, which was in stylistic lockstep with the rest of the Fisher net. The new look AMNW is a bright, confident, polished morning show with an identity all its own. The new look says it's arrived. The show even has a brilliant page with its own URL (http;//www.amnorthwest.tv) that reflects the change in design, and has pretty cool icons for sections such as books and recipes (Helen even has a "book club" reading list of her own).
Before we leave AMNW for now, let's stop by a few more screencaps:
This one looks like a typical announcement graphic of an upcoming event:
Note here also the use of what some (including me) call a "big-dot halftone" pattern–the "polka-dot" background that merges with itself and then demerges. It's a very effective theme that forms kind of the basement layer on which the rest of the theme is built. Whoever figured to use this nailed it two ways; first, it's unique at this time–no other morning program (so far as I know) uses it, and this treatment uses it just right. The house typeface for the new look seems to be Futura–clean, geometric, light, and in harmony with the rest of the design.
And here's one I caught that shows off the KATU logo better than my earlier nicking of the KATU.com version of the logo:
The tagline, "On Your Side", is obvously part of the new KATU identity.
But, Will It Blend?
The new-look AMNW has radically revamped its look and, even though the set's not been changed, the graphics package has infused the stalwart Portland morning show with a new energy and attitude. The graphics are bright, cheeful, and welcoming–completely in concert with the lifestyle sector the show stakes itself out into.
The whole thing works, and works well. The hosts like it so much they had it replayed just a few minutes in. If that isn't success for a graphics package, I don't know what is.
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