07 November 2007

[pdx, pdx_media] Scott Moore's Program Of World Domination Apparently To Proceed

1098. We greet the news that Scott Moore is moving on to state government with congratulations...AND SHEER ALARM!

The smart people around here noted this posting, in which I Photoshopped Mr. Moore's head into a picture of Dr. Evil. We meant it as a joke. We didn't know how deadly serious it would be. We didn't think the shaving of his beard would push him as far as it did though:

Cant you see, sheeple! Oh, yes, sure it's just a "spokesman" position for "Secretary" of "State", Bill "Bradbury". That's prescisely what he wants you to think!

Oh, you're all laughing at me now. They laughed at Galileo; don't forget they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Today everythings normal; tomorrow he'll be destroying Washington with The Alan Parsons Project unless we pay him One million dollars!

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Scott Moore said...

Ha! I promise I'll come for you last.

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

Is that a good thing...or a bad thing?