30 October 2007

[pdx] ZOMG, 2 Days Left To Vote On What Sam Adams Is!

1070. As of about the time of this posting, there will be a mere two days left in The ZehnKatzen Times' Don't-You-Wish-Your-Poll-Was-Hot-Like-Mine INSTANT Poll, that is to settle the question of whether or not Sam Adams is a Politician or a Beer.

We hear that Boston Brewing, the rounders, are backing off, but they do not control consensus reality–we do, through the power of our poll, which, we will remind you, can not only beat up your poll and take its lunch money but also has regular booty calls with top hot supermodels, which is way more than you. And me, for that matter. Man, I envy it that way.

At this writing, the poll stil has Sam Adams as a politician by a wide margin. The lawsuit threat may be resolved, but it is up to us to decide what we think Sam is–regardless of what he actually is!

So, vote. Elvis would vote himself if he could. Make Elvis smile...vote, one way or the other...at the top of the side bar on the right.

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2 comments:

stan said...

I had to vote for beer. I'd heard of Samuel Adams beer long before I'd heard of Samuel Adams the politician. I think that it was even being sold in the Thriftway store in Oregon City when I worked there in 1989 (as a bottle-counter! Yes, that job existed back then!)

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

Bottle counter was, what, like the lowest run on the ladder then?

Boy do we miss 'em. The automated replacement is hardly acceptable. When it works, it stinks of all the not-so-well cleaned bottles before, and sketchy sorts always try to take up conversations with you.

We've come so far...