[net_life] Me Spam Pretty Someday

804 One of the most nigh-impenetrable bits of phrasing in the English language since "All Your Base" came in yet another e-mail beg to buy pirated software today.

Roget's, revise your standard thesaurus entry for "OEM" to include the following:

OEM software means no CD/DVD, no packing case, no booklets and no overhead cost!
So OEM is synonym for lowest price.

Buy directly from the manufacturer, pay for software ONLY and save 75-90%!

Well. That's cleared that up, then.

Although I do insist that my pirated software come on a CD/DVD. For a $159 copy of Autocad 2007, I don't think that's so much to ask.

Tags: pirated software, spam, e-mail