09 November 2004

[planet_politics] The New Generalissimo Francisco Franco

Arafat's dead.

No, no, he's just resting.

No, he's dead.

Well, we know he's not. But we're going to be burying him just in case we're wrong.

What about his wife?

Well, we'd bury her too only she's in France.

You sure he's not dead?

He's sure acting dead.

But look there, his beard is still growing.

hmmmm.........

Alright then. Keep an eye on him. Definitely let me know if he moves.

What do we tell the world media?

I dunno. Whatever you want. Tell them he likes Halo 2. That'll keep 'em on thier toes.

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