Where The Elite Meet And Greet On The River

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They say Portland's gotten expensive.

Well, look at what gathers on the riverbank these days. Pretty soon, you'll have to earn six figures just to camp out in the park.

Tilikum Crossing: Bridge of the People, meet Big Ol' Yachts: Marina of the Rich People.

INRE: The Michael Jackson Zeitgest

2114.If you think the social media storm over Michael Jackson's death was a Category 5, just wait until Kenny Loggins kicks off.

It'll be the perfect storm.

(PS: Kenny Loggins isn't dying as far as we know)

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