13 November 2007

[info_design] The Signs of Carthage, Missouri

1112. Starting the ball rolling in our new catgory of Street Blade Gallery is long time friend of TZKT, Stan, expat Milwaukiean and still proprietor of the quirky and readable Dinglemunch.

Latterly, after wedding the lovely Nicole, he relocated to Carthage, Missouri, which is along old historic Route 66 near the intersection of Kansas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. Carthage is a town of about 13,000, and is notable because it is the county seat of Jasper County, Missouri – whose largest town is, infact, the nearby, larger, and somewhat more well-known Joplin (this is like our own Coos County, where the largest city – Coos Bay – is in fact also not the county seat, but nearby and smaller Coquille is).

Carthage has its county courhouse sited in a centrally-located Courthouse Square block, outward from which the town presumably grew. As preservation-minded towns are wont to do, a historic district has been organized around this area of the central city, with some distinctive street blades:

This is the corner of South Main Street and East 2nd Street in Carthage. Note here the addition of ornamentation which leaves us with an impression of an 'Old-fashioned' feel. Notable also is the leaving off of the street type – there is no abbreviation for "street" here. The "Civil War Museum" sign is a telling reference to the area's history, for it was here in 1861 that the first actual battle of the American Civil War occurred.

Lets get a little closer here. Here's a sign for South Main:

And here's a sign for West 3rd:

Another point worth mentioning is the logo for the Courthouse Square historic district, which is a really smart little production. Drawing on what we'd presume to be a reference to local architecture it accomplishes a feeling of history with a window frame and serifed type. It doesn't have to conquer the world, it just has to represent locally, and by that, it works well.

Notable also is the subtle-but-destinct rectangular outline that can be seen around the logo and the street name letterforms. We'd guess that these signs are made of cast metal, featuring a mold for the outer parts of the sign with the middle part made of composable sorts – not unlike the way printers composed type in the days before the Linotype. Line the sorts up in a frame, snap the frame in, assemble the mold, and pur your molten material in; remove, cool and paint as appropriate.

As charming as the signs in downtown Carthage is, is as prosaic as the signs in the rest of the town seem to be. Here, according to Stan, is a sign a the corner of Morgan Heights Road and Country Club Road in Carthage:

There is some sardonic humor, I think, in something being called "Heights" in an area that, to this West Coaster's perhaps uninformed view, is known for its flatness.

And here's one for the intersection of S. Chapel Rd and County Hwy HH, which a Google Maps investigation shows as just beyond the southwestern outskirts (and do note the rainbow):

Nothing special or fancy; it doesn't look like someone took any more than basic care with getting the letterforms more-or-less straight on the Morgan Heights sign (as well as leaving out the street-type (Road in that case). This is just your basic working-class street sign doin' its job.

Got a couple more interesting photos courtesy of Stan, but I'll post those in a future entry.

Got interesting street blades? Heck, got ordinary ones? We're building a gallery of street signs ("blades") from all over the country. I'd like to show them off! Send your pictures hence for full credit and link love.

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12 November 2007

[liff] An 11:11 Coinkydinky

1111. Now, here's a head-scratcher. Follow this one, if you can.

In this entry, I published a bit of foolishness annotated by a gestalt acquaintance regarding the "11:11" thing. I then (and only then) looked at my Sitemeter vistor report:

Hmmm, hmmm? Umm hmmm....hmmm.

And ZOMG, ZOMG...this is post number 1,111. ZOMG!

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[liff] The Quiet World On Monday

1110. Veterans Day looks like it's going to be quiet around here. Time to reflect. I'm starting a week of vacation time in anticipation of OryCon 29, an event me and my The Wife™ have attended together since OryCon 9, so that's...hmm, lessee...yeah – seven years. So, today, a few thoughts:

  • I automatically assume everyone supports the troops. I may find some people's views of what "supporting the troops" are might be quite misguided, but I take it as read that it comes from a sincere desire to actually support them. So, from here on out, I will not assume that people who don't agree with me that adequate medical care without question for them, adequate assistance for permanently-disabled vets, and job and housing opportunities in concert with thier considerable sacrifice should be but a fait accompli for them are not in favor of supporting the troops. I will question the sanity of anyone who supports anyone who is apparently working against the needs of our troops and veterans, either actively or passively.
  • In concert with the above, it will no longer be necessary to ever say around these parts anything resembling "I support our troops, but..." Of course you do. As I said, this is taken for granted.
  • Today is Veterans Day, Under the climate of current events, however, every day is Memorial Day.
  • We are still looking for street sign pictures. Send them hence.
  • NaBloPoMo is almost halfway over. If you've made it this far, you can make it the rest of the way. PUSH IT!
  • We will get underway with examining the history of KPTV's logo in the next couple of posts, most likely, thanks to permssion from the webmonster (Ronald L. Dunevant) of Yesterday's KPTV to borrow logos. We're really looking forward to putting this one together.
  • More pictures coming up.
  • Technorati authority up to 42. Nifty!

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11 November 2007

[net_life] Good Podcasts

1109. With the addtion of an iPod (though be it used) to the real property hereabout, I have been getting into something I really really wanted to partake of, and that is, of course, podcasts.

I've always loved listening to the radio, and podcasts are like that – informative programs going in-depth about things I'm very interested in, in the people-talking-to-you format. When its well-done, it becomes like people you like chatting and you get to listen in.

There are a handful of podcasts that I listen to regularly, and they're dreadfully well-done (these are all available in the iTunes Store and can be searched for there by title):

  • The Adobe Creative Suite Podcast
  • DAS Film Fest
  • InDesign Secrets
  • Logo Design
  • Onion News Network
  • Porland Mercury Pod 'n' Vod, especially Pure Pod for Now People, which is fun enough that I wish that Magsy and Matt would do them twice a week.
  • The Skeptics Guide to the Universe
  • This American Life (yes, iPod ownership has made me one of those insufferable Ira Glass fans)
  • TriMetTV (naturlich)

Of course, some of them are vodcasts, which means if you have one of the older non-video iPods you can't take them to-go, but if you have iTunes, you can watch them on your 'puter all the same.

Question to my handful of readers: do you have favorite podcasts? What's on your iPod (or iTunes, or iRiver, or whatever)?

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[liff] Actually, It's A Case Of The Law Of Fives

1108. Much is made of the so-called "11:11" phenomenon, especially on 11/11 (or 11.11, or 11.XI if you prefer).

My good friend, Episkopos Half-a-Buck Dharma, KSC pH 7.0 (he of the Greater Portland Yellow TaxiCabal) prefers a different interpretation: he, as all Discordians do, see it as a manifestation of the Law of Fives:

It troo! It troo! Do you not see that the four figures plus the punctuation mark make five? The elvenses are missing the point, as people are won't to do. The 1's aren't what matter, but the gestalt does. As someone much luckier than I have said, the Law of Fives is more evident the harder I look.

We couldn't expound on it any better. I'm not sure we could, or would if we could.

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[pdx, pdx_transit] New TriMetTV Episode: Up-Close and Personal

1107. TriMet has just dropped a new episode of TriMetTV, and it's taking the vodcast series in the direction I was hoping it would. If it stays on its current route, it's going to be a good ride.

This epsiode, "A Day In The Life of A TriMet Bus Operator", gives a glimpse into a day on the job with Dave Maier, who is credited as being a part-time operator (which is the level the junior drivers are at, if the TriMet job openings are any indication). He hits the high points of his day, introduces us to a bit or two of the technology he uses (I always wondered how the vehicle keeps track of on-time performance, and that BDS card looks like it's the thing).

I really enjoyed the following quote:

It's a democratizing kind of an experience to be driving along and picking up all of society and taking them where they need to go. And experiencing people that I might never have a chance to come in contact with.

"People persons" ("People people?") tend to enjoy this sort of job the most. I've ridden transit, in Portland and Salem ever since high school. A driver who likes people becomes a welcome stabilizer in an uncertain world; Dave strikes me as that sort of person.

Once again, clocking in at under three minutes, it's a brief and pleasant diversion. And bravo to TriMet for making it pretty entertaining so far.

Go here to watch TriMetTV episode 5. Subscription info is available on the page. They'll even email'em to you – such a deal!

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[liff, pdx] Apple Is To Orange As...

1106.


Your choice, Hobson.

(NE Killingsworth Street just east of the new Columbia Blvd connection)

[bloggage] Are You Smart Enough To Read Me?

1105. For a self-made intellectual, I'm apparently doing the job right:

cash advance

Of course, since I am bright enough to write at undergrad level, I was also bright enough to cut out the link markup that spirits you off to a "Cash Advance Loans" page.

Nice try, though, fellas.

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10 November 2007

[info_design] I Want Your Street Sign Pictures!

1104. A few recent posts (and an aside from Sam Adams at the Domain Name Transfer Party) reawakened the Address Nerd in me that's been slumbering for a while, and activated a particular subsector of that attitude regarding street signs–better referred to as blades, because of thier knifelike shape.

I adore these little signs, of course. In a way, a city's street blades function as an aspect of the city's personality. They, if well-designed enough, give you all the information you need to coherently identify your location in a city whether you know the town or not.

Some of them have interesting decorations. Photos of the ones I've seen in New York City have a really cool hi-contrast graphic of the Statue of Liberty on. The ones in our own humble Keizer have the logo of the city on, as to the ones in Vancouver.

I'm making an appeal here. I'm gearing up again to document Portland's street blades. I have that end handled right now, but I'm wondering about what street blades look like in other towns.

I'd like see what other people got! If you live in a town I don't (I live in Greater Portland Oregon, 'member–look at the header image) and you have interesting (or even normal!) street signs that you'd like to show off, might I please request a picture of them? I'll display them here with full credit and linkback.

I want to see what street blades look like all over America. I want to see what other towns' personalities are like. And I want to discover, one by one, how places encode thier grids–location and place–to a blade on a streetcorner, or whatever have you.

This appeal is to anyone within the sound of this blog, anyone who stops by here, from anywhere.

Send your graphics to here (or click on the Gmail email button on the sidebar), and I'll post the with commentary, and we can all have a bull session about them.

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[liff, or_geography] The State Hwy 69 That Wasn't-Well, Not Quite, Anyway

1103. The story of the Secret Oregon Highways isn't one of mystery and myth, but something rather more prosaic.

For some odd reason, Oregon highways have always carried two numbers. One, (which everyone knows about), and what we all call the "State Highway" number, is what ODOT calls the Route number (which we will hence designate with the notation "OR"). That's like the OR 99E on McLoughlin Blvd, SW Pacific Hwy in Tigard being OR 99W, OR 217, and such as that. Those are Routes. The other number, the actual Highway Number, is the so-called "secret" number (along with a specific name) that ODOT assigns for internal record keeping. Such roads are unsigned (N. Portland Rd and N. Marine Dr here in Portland form what's called Highway #120, or the Swift Highway) and signed (Route 99E, is Highway #1E, Pacific Highway East, and US 26 west from town is Highway #2W, and its offical ODOT name happens to be the Sunset Highway). Some Highways have more than one Route number; Highway #140, the Hillsboro-Silverton Highway, is signed OR 219 from Hillsboro though Newberg to Woodburn, and OR 214 from Woodburn to Silverton.

Why anyone anywhere should see a logical connection between Hillsboro and Silverton kind of escapes me, considering the geography, but there it is.

Anyway, I told you all that to tell you about this...

Back in 2002 someone in ODOT, apparently annoyed at all the un-badged state Highways, decided that this should not stand, and every unsigned state Highway would henceforth be Route-badged with the Highway number (for instance, sometime in the near future there will be a signed OR 120 in north Portland). Any already-badged highway would, of course, keep its orignal Route number. The great exception is any Route whose badge number would conflict with an existing route somewhere else in the state would have a "5" affixed. This is why the Hubbard cut-off, which wyes off I-5 just south of the Boone Bridge at Wilsonville now is OR 551; its ODOT designation is Highway #51-Wilsonville-Hubbard Highway, and there's already a OR 51, connecting OR 22 just west of Salem to Independence.

Until recently, OR 551 was the highest-numbered Route in the Oregon system. Then, after some thought, came the Beltline Highway.

Eugenians know what that is. For those who don't, the Beltline is a slightly-misnomered road. It does only about a quarter-orbit around Eugene but forms a pretty effective bypass around the northwest side of the city, from the outer stretches of West 11th Avenue to I-5 just north of Eugene/Springfield's Gateway district.

The Beltline Highway was also in the ODOT inventory as Highway #69-Beltline Highway. Badging it with the Highway number would make it OR 69.

From 2002 until now, the Beltline has remained unsigned, presumably because ODOT figured it had better things to do with its money than replace Route signs that are constantly being nicked by the dirty-minded.

Thus, as KVAL-TV's website explains here, despite that we have no OR 69 (and that we wish to keep it that way) we have OR 569–ready for primetime, and no naughty connotations to speak of, showing once again that government can take all the fun out of just about anything–which is the only valid reason, I think, to object to teaching sex ed in schools, but that's taking it really close to the edge, mah people, so I think we ought to leave it at that.

Note to road geeks–perhaps the best website about the Oregon Highway System is ORoads, which we have bookmarked, and we suggest you do, too.

Safe and sanitary dreams, peoples...

NB: the piccy was nicked from the KVAL article illo.

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09 November 2007

[logo_design] With A Newish Logo Treatment, Toys Я Still Us

1102. Toys Я Us, the toy store that "R" 1/3 of the Gross National Product, has recently (but we're not sure how recently) given a gentle remodeling of its logo, according to various sources.

I'll post some commentary an Designorati later today...

UPDATE: Promised I would, and I did!

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08 November 2007

[or_politik] Meeting Mr. Merkley

1101. I've been a supporter of Jeff Merkley for a long time now, first through voting, then through occasionally talking about him here.

I'm a fan because of a few reasons. For one, he's my state Representative; I live in district 47. For another, he was Speaker of the Oregon House in the last Lege; he did a fantastic job there (I was most impressed by the bills dealing with reining in predatory lending–it's so nice not to see so damn many title loan companies on the streets. Any business model that can't profit unless it's charging poor people up to 300% a year doesn't deserve to survive anyway). And his issues are my issues.

Last night, at the Laurelwood Brewery on NE Sandy Blvd, I finally got the chance to meet this fellow. It was an encouraging moment for this cynical observer, and cemented my feeling of support for him. And the Workhorse I.P.A. I had wasn't too shabby, either.


The Wife™ chats up Jeff Merkley

The talk was lively and ranged over several issues. Passion was strong on immigration, and Jeff made a great point in regards to the larger issue that having Gordon Smith as our junior Senator effectively leaves Oregon with no voice in Congress–Senator Smith may love kittens and puppies, but when it comes down to votes that are important to Oregonians, he usually cancels out Wyden's vote.

Im a registered D. As long as there are people who are like Jeff who want to put themselves in the line of fire to represent me, I'll probably stay one.

The Wife™ and Witigonen's Ben DuPree

The meeting was personally notable to me for another reason; I got to meet even more faces behind the pixels, many of which, to me, are celebrities. It was a pleasure to be able to thank Randy Stapilus for caring enough to publish Ridenbaugh Press; I finally have faces to put to Witigonen, that glorious zeppelin-oriented site (Ben, you are intense, but in the good way), Sarah "Lefty" Lane, and Kari Chisholm (2nd time in 2 days), and of course, Carla Axtman. Such is my scattered-headedness that I forgot that was the Carla, late of Loaded Orygun. My bad..

You find passion in many places but finding a room full of passion personified is quite an experience. I was thrilled to be there, and prouder than ever to be supporting Jeff Merkley.

(I just checked in over at Witigonen; Ben's recounting of the meeting deserves to be read (and is a lot more articulate than Yours Truly. Lefty Lane has an amazingly passionate one as well).

(We took a few other pix of the meet; they're at my flickr account with the Mark & Dave stuff and everything else)

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[urban_design] San José, Then and Now

1100. A nifty thing found today; A PDF file comparing San José, California, in 1975 to SJC today (clicking the link will cause your browser to either display the PDF or download it; it's a 4.9 MB file)

While I am most certainly a child of Oregon and am, I think, justly impressed with the way overall we Oregonians have guided our state's growth, I don't think we have the patent on it. Particularly delightful is the way San José has come forward–from a dowdy town of dreary vistas to a funky place full of interesting street scapes, if the PDF is any indication.

But it would be a still be a stretch to make this content relevant to my blog were it not for pages 31 and 32, which is of SJ's branch of Portland's own Old Spaghetti Factory, at 51 N. San Pedro St, a/k/a San Pedro Square latterly. The difference is amazing.

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07 November 2007

[or_politik] Got Some Good News, Got Some Bad News

1099. Since we were out rubbing shoulders with the local eilite, we didn't do what I usually love doing – staying home and keeping up with election returns.

It ain't no thing, though – since we got mail balloting, the coverage is over so fast I almost don't know what's happening. Presidential elections are still pretty exciting.

Anyhow, I was half-encouraged my the electoral behavior of my fellow Oregonians yesterday. The result on Measure 49 – passing by as big a margin as Measure 37. A little buyer's remorse goes an awful long way, and this should stand as a reminder that those who wish for something fervently enough might just well get it, and good and hard too.

The result on Measure 50 was as discouraging as Measure 49's was encouraging. Jack Bogdanski has the right of it, saying better than anyone else we've seen so far; the way we see it, Big Tobacco bought and paid for an electoral result they wanted to have. I didn't want to believe those commercials worked; they were as condescending as they were slick.

And, to speak of condescension, real disdain for people, one need look no farther than Dave Hunnicutt, of Resentful Oregonians In Action to Get Ours and Keep It (And To Hell With Our Neighbors), promising in print and on air that he and his group plans on taking it to the courts. If they can't bankrupt and completely break state government one way, I guess they'll do it the other. You've spoken, people; he thinks you're teh suck because you don't agree with him.

Kind of strange. Hunnicutt and OIA love to invoke the Will of The Voter™ when it's the result they like. Faced with a similar Wlll going the other way – for some reason, it just doesn't matter as much.

I don't think it's about land use "reform" as it is about breaking government so it doesn't work anymore. But that's kind of a digression.

Measure 37 was a mistake. Measure 49 was Oregonians saying that it went too far. What's the problem with respecting the Will of the Voters here?

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[pdx, pdx_media] Scott Moore's Program Of World Domination Apparently To Proceed

1098. We greet the news that Scott Moore is moving on to state government with congratulations...AND SHEER ALARM!


The smart people around here noted this posting, in which I Photoshopped Mr. Moore's head into a picture of Dr. Evil. We meant it as a joke. We didn't know how deadly serious it would be. We didn't think the shaving of his beard would push him as far as it did though:


Cant you see, sheeple! Oh, yes, sure it's just a "spokesman" position for "Secretary" of "State", Bill "Bradbury". That's prescisely what he wants you to think!


Oh, you're all laughing at me now. They laughed at Galileo; don't forget they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Today everythings normal; tomorrow he'll be destroying Washington with The Alan Parsons Project unless we pay him One million dollars!

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[pdx] Sam Adams Domain Name Party Photobucket Remix

1097. Okay, skip it, skip it; Photobucket is being a bear about it all; can't control the blog display for the remix and it crashes Safari when I load it up.

So here's a hard link to it. That, or click in the big piccy below.


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[pdx] Sam Adams Gets His URL-And We Have The Pictures


1096. Welcome to another episode of You Weren't There. Why weren't you there? Shucks, we don't know. Maybe you were picking up the kids from soccer; maybe you were stuck in traffic; maybe you had other plans; maybe you were plotting to take over the world (same as you do every night). Who knows?[1]


The Hawthorne Bridge From Just Outside the Pilsner Room, 7 Nov 2007


Point is, you weren't there. We were. Here's our story.

As the media have reported (and if you're a Mark & Dave cult member or other similarly-connected sort) The Letter That Caused All The Brew-Haha was auctioned off for the KEX Kids Fund and Mark & Dave were going to present the domains they had acquired to Sam Adams (the potential mayor, not the beer).

So convened the Sam Adams Domain Name Transfer Party, with your hosts, Mark Mason and Dave Anderson:

Mark Mason and Dave Anderson tell the tale of The Letter.
Dave's holding the commemorative 1st Amendment Ale tap handle


The tale was told of the bad guys (Boston Brewing, we all by know know who they are) and how the makers of Samuel Adams beer found out our fellahs reserved domain names for The Real Sam Adams™, didn't bother to do any due diligence in actually finding out just who The Real Sam Adams™ was, and set the legal wheels in motion, sending what has gone down in history as The Letter (follow the link to KEX's Brew-Haha page, where the letter is on prominent display).

The Letter was peforce put up to auction on eBay, the proceeeds to generate income for the KEX Kids' Fund, which sees to it that poor kids who need glasses and hearing aids get them. After the bidding was over and the dust had settled, the winner was Jim Hopkins of Accent Verticals, a local window fashions vendor:

Mark Mason, Jim Hopkins, and The Letter.


After setting up the situation and getting the festivities in full swing, the presentations begun. Very Big Checks/Certificates started changing hands. First, Jim Hopkins presented one to Mark and Dave representing the amount of the bid that won him The Letter:

Jim Hopkins presents Mark and Dave with his VBC

That $1475.90 was matched by KEX for a net gain of $2951.80 for the Kids' Fund on the basis of the auction alone. A run of Full Sail Ale was also branded as "Mark & Dave 1st Amendment Ale" for the night, and a special tap handle was made for the occasion, and proceeds from the sale of pints also went into the Fund.

KEX's Dave Anderson with the special Mark & Dave Ale tap handle


As for Samuel Adams Ale, its tap handle was shrouded in black. We wot that Samuel Adams didn't sell very well that night.

After the handing over of Jim Hopkins' VBC to Mark and Dave (and the transfer of ownership of The Letter), came the crest of the evening – Mark and Dave awarding the website samadamsformayor.com to The One True Sam Adams™[2]:

The URL goes to its rightful owner.

The ceremony done, people got down to some of your basic mixing. For the record, I did try the ale, which I rather liked; The Wife™, not so much (she's not an ale fan). At the start of the evening, we felt rather like a fish out of water, but everyone was very friendly and warm, and when we left, we found that we'd had quite a very good time.

Mark and Dave also gave credit to us bloggers who did what we could to publicize or at least speak out on this. Mark mentioned us, Witigonen (who we enjoy reading, and zeppelins), Isaac Laquedem (who links here and I didn't get to meet – sorry, Isaac) and Kari Chisholm was also there (who I did get to meet). I recall that Mark mentioned Rusty, sadly, he didn't make it.

Kari Chisholm discussing something with KPOJ PD Mike Dirckx.
No, we don't know what.


Naturally, we met the guest of honor. Here are we, Sam the mayoral candidate, and Sam, the pipsqueak underemployed graphic designer:

(left) Possibly Portland's Next Mayor;
(right) Mark & Dave Cult Member #583

Say whatever you want about his politics, Sam Adams is a pretty decent fellow, and extremely affable in person (now I really wish I could have been at the City Council meeting where they did the jazz hands). The Wife™ made him promise to stay in touch with us. He said he would. And why? "Because we're your constituents" saith The Wife™. Can't argue with that logic, neh?

And The Wife™ got her brush with greatness:

The Wife™ and The Guys
(I don't have to tell you who they are again, do I?)

We're going to treasure these shots – should Sam become mayor, we'll be able to say "We Were There When". This isn't the whole lot; I've posted all of them on my flickr account, and I've made a subalbum on Photobucket (complete with a captioned remix).

That's all for this edition of You Weren't There. We're not sure where we'll be next, but one thing may prove true: we'll be there, and you...well, you might not be.

[1]Apologies to Bob and Ray.
[2]Apologies to The One True b!X

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[pdx] The Old Tom Peterson's Bulding-Going, Going...

1095. Out and about on Tuesday afternoon. Dateline: SE 82nd Ave and Foster Road. View: End of An Era–Tom Peterson's old building is a-coming down:

As we understand it, the little LaRog's building hard by the corner is coming down next. We forget when they're winding things up there, however.

Ladmarks do have a way of changing. And change is a constant.


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06 November 2007

[web_design, ad_design] Another Ad Trend That Needs To Die Screaming

1094. Poorly-drawn flash-animated prostitutes selling mortgage re-fi's:


Well, what does she look like to you? I'm open to alternate suggestions, but in the ad she was walking slowly and always had her eye trained on the viewer.

Actually, any animated re-fi ad needs to die screaming. I'm surprised any firm has the stones to show its ad-face the way things are going economically; I've blurred out the name of the firm in the interests of decency; this bizarre ad should embarrass them enough, IMAO.

Is this what they have to do these days? It was merely irritating when they had dancing silhouettes, animated tattoos, and mock YouTube interfaces. I think lately I saw a little green alien guy in a trucker's outfit.

My guess is that it'll be Kahlil Gibran quotes next.

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[pdx] For A Member of the Economic Underclass, My Calendar Is Surprisingly Full

1093. Today we need to drop off our ballots (we miss the days of polling places, so we wait til the last minute to get some of that election-day mojo that used to be accompanied by a VOTE HERE! sign), but the dance card is simply bursting–at least it is for us...

Tonight, The Wife™ and I are going to put in an appearance at the KEX-Sam Adams Domain Name Party. At last, Yours Truly, Cult Member 583, gets to meet "The Guys". And, yah, that Sam person.

Tomorrow there's going to be a Jeff Merkley blogger get-together over at the new Laurelwood Brewery on NE Sandy.

Pictures to follow

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[bloggage] Blog Posting Software

1092. This entry is being penned as a service to NaBloPoMo colleagues–I imagine that we all have our different workflows when it comes to blog posting, and no matter how famous or obscure your blog is, one of the reasons you like blogging is that the process itself is fascinating

Beyond the point of getting your own words up in the virtual public sphere to be read (or ignored, as the case may be) by millions, it is highly engaging. Sort of like crafts, but you're working with pixels, bits, and diaphanous digital objects of dubious existence to cobble together a public scrapbook.

Here, we use one of three modes to post our content. They are, in order of like-itude:

  1. Adobe Contribute CS3.
  2. Posting to Blogger through the Web-interface
  3. Bleezer

This post is being created inside Bleezer, for instance. Each method has its pros and its cons. First, the high points:

  • Adobe Contribute CS3 is the best by far at near-WYSIWYG publishing with the feeling of using a true word-processor. Contribute examines your connection and assembles a draft template for you, and this is called up when you connect and want to create a new entry. Thus, entries exist on your local machine before they get posted, where you can install links, add pictures, and style text just as though you were banging it out in Word, which is highly nifty, and why I continue to use it despite some signal drawbacks; the act of creating the written word becomes more that of creating and less that of "how do I achieve this effect?". Also, Contribute CS3 ensures that I have consistent leading throughout all lines of my posting. Contribute started out as a website tool for non-web-designers, and blogging is a late but very welcome development.
  • Bleezer is a program that run on Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux. It has a pleasant interface, very usable. Requres Java, but also allows you to compose, craft links, and style posts offline before uploading (or not uplading at all). It is free software and well-supported by its creator, Larry Borsato; when I originally downloaded Bleezer to try it out, the first version didn't run for some reason I've forgotten. A day (that's "A day", as in the number one) after contacting him by email he emailed me an updated version which ran acceptably. You can't beat customer service like that. And did I mention that it's free? And it has a word-processor-esque interface. And it will automatically ping for you. And it's free.
  • Posting Via Web-Interface is the method I bet most everyone uses. It has the extreme advantage of zero-installation–if you have a compatible browser, you have your posting software. The interface for Blogger, which the Times depends on, takes care of it all–styling, picture uploading and sizing, blog administration, everything. The "New" Blogger is provideing more and more of what the other kids are giving, now with email notification of comment follow ups, and the widgets allow you to put more fun things up in your Blogspot blog than ever before without having to know one lick of HTML
We have to take the good with the bad, of course, and the downsides of each include:
  • Contribute CS3: Slow to run–I experience wait times of 20-30 seconds to several minutes when adding such things as links to highlighted text and the first character of the Technorati tags int the tags box. Contribute also tends to FallDownGoBoom a bit more often than I'd like, and, as far as I'm aware, if you use Feedburner and redirect your feed there, Contribute won't let you edit any posts–it thinks you are trying to connect to a site you've not made a connection to (although that gives me an idea of something to try; I'll conduct an experiment and report back).
  • Bleezer, being Java and not OS native, exhibits strange behavior sometimes. Sometimes it will freeze, and sometimes changes will not be reflected in the typing window (there is an HTML pane that allows you to precisely position the cursor in case the compose window starts playing mind games with you, which it's done more than once in the course of this very posting).
  • Posting Via Web-Interface's problems hinge on the concept of compatibility. For my surfing experience I far and away prefer Safari; it's text-rendering and CSS support is just plain better than Firefox (which is my number 2 surfing choice). But Blogger's editing interface just refuses to play nice with Safari: pasting text into the Compose window fails really well (showing up in a blue box that erupts from the bottom of the frame) and Blogger will not let Safari cut and paste (and resize) pictures about. And forget about paragraph style control. Use one UL or blockquote, and all of a sudden all of your type is set solid. Bleachh.
Notably absent from this assemblage is WordPress, which I approve of (it's got mad features yo) but I'm pretty locked in to this URL (I've worked hard to carve a virtual niche and the thought of rebuilding it just causes me amazing despair). Blogger caught my attention because it was (and still is) free and setting up a new blog takes, as many of you know, just a couple of minutes, and some of the bloggers I admire most and who inspired me to start use it as a platform (and still do), and it's becoming easier and easier to customize–and with the addition of Labels, giving readers even a better way to search and the blogger to organize postings.

The one drawback the whole scheme has is that Blogger does not allow, at this time, uploading of graphics from a blogging client program. This means that, unless I do all my blogging via web interface in Firefox, I have to resort to a web browser apres-post to insert the pics (and that means firing up the Fox alongside Contribute and Safari–I usually have all three running at one point whilst blogging).

If there's any one thing I wish Blogger would fix, that would be it. It would be cool to be able to upload pictures from Contribute or Bleezer, but, regrettably, that's not going to happen right now. I know not of Blogger R&D, but I'm hoping they're working on that one.

05 November 2007

[map_design] Where's The Free Oregon City Maps?

1091. And, for that matter, where's the free county maps and all sorts of things?

Why, they're right here.

One of the great things about ODOT is that it's your tax money at work made real, and if you love city maps like I do, then it's a boon.

Every one of Oregon's 242 cities (and many unincorporated localities) have been compiled and are published as city maps by ODOT, as well as detailed maps of all of Oregon's 36 counties! And, if you download them as PDFs, you can have all of them for free–such a deal!

If you'd like to visit ODOT's map publication office (555 13th St NE, Salem), you can have them for a minimal charge. I suggest it. It's an interesting place to go.

I am a fan of ODOT, naturally.

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[design] Looking For Portfolio Projects

1090. I've not made a secret of the fact that I'm extremely between design jobs right now.

Aside from other concomitant issues, my portfolio is in need of a refresher. I have no new work to add to it, so one thought that occurred to me was to find suggestions for projects I could do to prove my prowess in creativity and my various tools.

I came on this page at About:Graphic Design. Looks like it may be a good starting point.

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[net_life] Site Pal: Just Too Damn Creepy


1089. The bell/whistle known as "SitePal"–that little embed that will talk to you from a web page and follow your mouse cursor around–has, for a while now, been the definition to me of wretched excess.

In a way, in the web design view, I'm a "less is more" person. If I want someone to talk to me, I find a person. I don't want my web pages to talke to me.

Since in our world too much never seems to be enough anymore, SitePal hasn't rested on its laurels; they've given them shading and made them look even more animatronic–and kiiiiinda creepy, too. Check the illo. She–s'cuse me, it–looks Minnie Driver-ish. She even speaks in a soft British accent.

It would be kind of worth it if it let me cross its eyes by moving the mousing over the bridge of the nose, but no, it ain't playing that game no more.

And she's going to haunt my nightmares, I just know it.

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[pdx] Local Progressive Radio Host Hates Envronment: Official

1088. Thom Hartmann has won the hearts of progressives all over Portland since coming to town a couple of years back. But what of his dark side?

Thank Exxon that the Post-Times-Sun-Dispatch is on the case:

The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that Fox News is going to air a half-hour documentary called Thom Hartmann: Environmental Hypocrite and His Secret War Against Trees, in which the Air America talk show host is accused of promoting environmental friendly positions but then authoring a string of books that needed a slew of trees to be harvested for paper.

Thom Hartmann: Enviromental Hypocrite Bastid? Get the facts at PTSD and you decide (we're all going to be PTSD at some point in the next few years anyway).

(NB: Illo nicked wholesale from here)

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04 November 2007

[design] If They Was Smart, They Wouldn't Use Pirated Warez

1087. In what has to be the most remarkable combination of both hubris and stupid (or maybe more one than another) that we've seen lately, Appletell reports that software pirates (yaHARRR) who are using cracked InDesign CS3 are bitching to Adobe when their cracked warez crash under Leopard:

When the pre-released version crashed on Leopard, they sent the crash logs, together with the release-number to Adobe. One of them even left a comment on the Adobe blog saying, “I am very dissapointed, very :((

Remember, people, reading is fundamental. So is spelling. So is not looking like a complete puddin'-for-brains.

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03 November 2007

[bloggage] A Change Of Outlook

1083. We've decided, since we're in love the the sunset over downtown Portland, that that should be our header image for a while. We've needed a change, and we love the mood–beautiful sunsets are appropriate always, and especially when we're going into the darkest, moodiest part of the year (the shortest day of the year is not yet).

Look upon my Photoshop skills, and despair.



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[pdx, ZehnPhoteaux] Schmap!

1082. As I'd hoped, my photo of Jim & Patty's Coffee that was short-listed for the Portland Schmap! Guide was, in fact, used! Yay me!

The entry it illustrates is kind of...well...wrong. Notably. The text, credited to wcities, in a copyrighted entry I can't locate there, describes Coffee People, and gives the location as NW 23rd Ave. In fairness, it does make note that the chain was about 30 strong, but it's written in present-tense and, as any Portlander who knows their coffee knows, Stumptown's heart was broken a few years back when Diederich Coffee first bowdlerized then sold Coffee People to (shudder) Starbucks, largely wiping CP from the face of the planet.

I've sent feedback to Schmap!, let's see where that goes.

H/T also to Cary at Left Coast Ramblings, who had two of his photeaux used in Schmap!. Nifty!

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[pdx] Sam Adams Is Politco: Official

1081. The polling is closed, and by a margin of 62% to 37%, Sam Adams is official a Politician, as decided by the Mighty Readership.

To be honest, I'm surprised that it was that close. Yes, it was an overwhelming margin, but 37%...hmm. Makes me wonder.

Anyhow, thanks for precipitating in the poll, those of you who did. You are créme de la créme (I hope I got the accents in the right place, yo) and you are wise and wonderful. I hear you all smell pretty good too. And you have excellent taste. And, no, your butt certainly does not look huge in that!

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02 November 2007

[pdx, pdx_media] Sam Adams Letter Means Almost $3K For Kids

1080. Mark & Dave have sold The Letter That Was Heard Round The World–the winning bidder, according to the KEX Brew-HaHa page, was Jim Hopkins of Accent Verticals, who had the winning bid of $1,475.90.

But wait, there's more...KEX's General Manager matched it, and the total going into the KEX Kids' Fund is going to be $2951.80. Which is skookum; some kids are going to get hearing aids and glasses that wouldn't've otherwise, just because of one legal eagle Back East who didn't do quite enough due diligence.

And, as a reminder, the Greatest. Poll. Evar., our little Sam Adams–Beer or Politican poll, closes at midnight tonight. Sam Adams–still a politican, according to our mighty readership.

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01 November 2007

[pdx] Fish Rape and Gossip: Fun With RottenNeighbor.com

1079. When we heard of RottenNeighbor.com, we figured this would quickly become a place to air out neighborhood dirty laundry – but we had no idea...

Got to the site, plugged in our address in lovely Baja Gresham, and was not too surprised what came up – the farther into what was once well-(and incorrectly)known as "East County" the more there were complaints that pretty much fell into the "white trash-y" category. You know – big families with uncontrolled kids, "stacks of abandoned cars", that sort of thing.

Casting our net a little wider, we found a couple of real interesting gems. Now, you Wood Villagers, I don't know what you guys been doing, but you sure have urinated in someone's Cheerios™* at some point:


Apparently it's just one big episode of Desperate Housewives out there, you people!

This next one I blame on gay marriage, society in general, and teenagers mixing Mentos and Diet Coke:


This could go a long way toward explaining why Dr P. didn't give the city the whole island. Or maybe it doesn't. Just throwing that one out there.

* The ZehnKatzen Times has no connection to General Mills or Cheerios, of which is a registered trademark. We also do not recommend anyone urinating in anyone's breakfast cereal. This would be wrong.

(h/t to ...and this Paddle Game for inspiring me to check out RottenNeighbor.com. The above absurdity we found on our own)

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[liff, pdx_history] A Quick Note: Yesterday's KPTV

1078. Some months back, when transitioning to the New Blogger, I absolutely trashed my blogroll. I just realized I am quite remiss in not adding back Yesterday's KPTV sooner.

Yesterday's KPTV tells the story of the people and times of KPTV in its pre-FOX days. In some ways, KPTV was Portland television, and had some of Portland media's most well-known and beloved non-news names (Gene Brendler, Addie Bobkins, Heck Harper, Rusty Nails the Clown and, of course Ramblin' Rod) and Portland's most longstanding and beloved news anchors as well (Lars Larson back when he was nice, Kim Singer, Gary Hill, Kathy Smith, Ivan Smith (no relation) and even Tom McCall).

Yesterday's KPTV pulls it all together into a cool package (complete with history, photos, clips, old logos, and all that) that is good for hours and hours of time-wasting for the nostalgic Portlander. Do not go there if you're on a deadline.

It's one of my favorite sites. Such good memories.

(NB: Station Logo circa 1972 clipped from a screenshot of the site)

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[logo_design] Is This The New Holiday Inn Great Sign?

1077. In my explorations of the Holiday Inn "Great Sign" I saw, from time to time, hints that they were going to bring it back in some form or another–an "updated Great Sign" which implored the traveller to "Relax...it's Holiday Inn" was mentioned but I could never find an example of this creature, despite much Googling strongly suggesting that more than one had been put up.

Then, trying just one more time, I was led to a post at this blog, whose writer snapped a pic of a rather amusingly worded directions card for their "Wireless" (note, these are not unnecessary quotes) Intermet service. The appearance of this sign as the illustration seems more than coincidence.

It's not the Great Sign of old but it's an improvement over the modern look. Just retro enough, and you can't beat a classic look like this.

Seriously ladies and gents, he noted an amazing funny there. Surf over and see it (least I can do to thank him for posting this so I could nick a screenshot from part of it is to peel off a little of my traffic and send it his way). The man knows humor when he sees it.

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[pdx] Mt Tabor From Rocky Butte at Sunset

1076. To kick off NaBloPoMo, here's another view from our sunset photo series, the first of which was published in this entry the other day:


Oh, those Boring Volcanics...

That hillock in the distance is Mount Tabor, which means we're looking southeast from the stoneworks at the summit of Rocky Butte (the aforementioned Joseph Wood Hill Park).

Portland at sunset is gorgeous, no?

31 October 2007

[bloggage] 100 Posts For The Month of Blogtober

1075. Yeah, Blogtober is a craptactularly bad word (as is craptactular, actually), but never mind that. A meme is a meme.

This month even I'm surprised at the number of posts I've come up with and things to talk about (and photos to share and general blog fun to have). It's been a big month in quite a few other ways, blogwise, too. I think I've gotten more visitors in a single month than any other single month so far, and more participation too, not to mention at least a few new linkers who are so cool my teeth are hurting now.

Since I actually seem to have developed a readership, I find I'm really starting to focus on what moves me, and that seems to attract more readers. Design is fun. Maps are fun. Portland rocks (Seattle, you'll just have to get over yourself for not getting StreetViewed by Google first. C'est la guerre, mon cher).

As a celebration of Blogtober (sorry, I can't stop using that word. Shoot me, shoot me now), I'm sharing a new fave over at YouTube. Now, we all love talking cat videos. There's a whole scad of them. I have here what I think everyone will agree is the last Talking Cat Video anyone will ever need:



I agree. Giamatti really deserved that nomination. And I'm not drinking any more merlot.

Ah, well, on to NaBloPoMo then.

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