915. Jonah Goldberg gave me such an eye-roll that I nearly had to go to an emergency room today:
The short history of the Internet is already long enough to repeat itself. In dog years, I'm 288, but in Internet years, I'm Methuselah. I was the founding editor of National Review Online in 1998
Good on ya, there, fellah. I've had the same e-mail address since 1987.
If it makes you feel good to have been a content-creator since '98, though, more power to you.
(snort) Child. Whatever.