27 August 2007

[zeitgeist, us_politik] Best Senator Larry Craig Blog Post Headline Ever

921. From Pregnant Cornbread:


Oh, snap...

And this should go down in the history of lame, embarrassing excuses (also via Pregnant Cornbread):
Craig stated “that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine,” the report states.
This is more than anyone ever needed to know about anyone, anywhere, anyhow. My brain just threw up in my mouth just a little.

Why is it that members of a party that never tire of preaching to me about morality and personal responsibility have little apparent ability to walk their very talk?

It's a rhetorical question...but, as a voting citizen who still has some faith in his country...a serious one.

However, in honor of his approach the the issue, we can dub him with a new nickname: "Senator Wide Stance". And so it goes.

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