25 February 2008

[liff] Starbucks Returns For Regrooving: The Onion Saw It Coming

1389. Noted in passing, over on Neighborhood Notes, that the entire chain of Charbucks Starbucks Coffee will be closing for a few hours on Tuesday night to have some mass employee re-education effort.

That's fine with us, so long as the Schultz Plan involves not roasting the coffee anymore within a few moments of flashing to ash. We have strong stomachs around here, but the last time we had ourselves Starbucks house, our stomachs were actually upset for several hours. And we couldn't finish the coffee.

As usual, The Onion (from whom we nicked the photo illustration) is ahead of the curve.

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