11 August 2008

[net_life] The Onion News Network: They Have Portland's Number

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Seen in the lower-third crawl in todays Onion News Network's report Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever:



SCIENTISTS IN PORTLAND, OR CREATE PERPETUAL JAM BAND; "MORNING CAUSE" WILL RIFF INDEFINITELY EVEN WITH NO ENCOURAGEMENT FROM AUDIENCE



It happens at about 0:28, where the perky commentator starts to reel off the symptoms of "Olympic Fever":



Here's a link to the whole video (serious warning: dark humor and somewhat offputting images of rather sick people):


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