[pop_culture] What's The First Letter of the Pirate Alphabet?

I refuse to participate in Talk Like A Pirate day.

As anyone who knows me really well knows, The Wife[tm] and I pretty much talk like pirates all the time. I go to work and blog to get a break from it.

So I'm not going along.

By the way, I still have issues from when I refused to wear green to school on Saint Patrick's day.

Don't push me. I'm on the verge, I'm telling you.