Then, we found Ace:
Ace Jackalope is one of us, we feel. Cute, sincere, and will only serve one term if the food in Washington DC sucks. He is cooler than us (well, everyone pretty much is, really, but nevermind).
We don't know why nobody else has turned on to Ace. Well, we have. We at The ZehnKatzen Times enthusiastically support Ace Jackalope for President of America! Read all about this clever little fella here.