29 October 2008

The Conspiracy Exposed: KPTV Reveals At Least One Of The Neighbots Amongst Us

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Two nights ago KPTV 12, on The 10 O'Clock News, ran a story about a family on NE Cleveland Avenue in Gresham who had their house looted to the tune of about $30,000 whilst they're on vacation and happened to leave a window open.


During the course of the interview the intrepid reporter got several vox pops from the neighbors around the address. And, at about 1:20 in, a certain chyron caught our eye. Do you see it?


Neighbot?


Look real close again:


Neighbot? Closeup


Scary. They're looking more and more lifelike every day.


We're betting the clanking the neighbors at night might have heard probably wasn't actually her walker.


The lower third ... where men are men, women are women, and conspiracies are exposed.


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3 comments:

Alan Cordle said...

In other neighbot news:
http://www.flickr.com/groups/927283@N21/pool/

Samuel John Klein Portlandiensis said...

ZOMG.

I'm actually speechless at this.

Whoa.

Alan Cordle said...

Bot
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Neigh